Functional Alcoholics

 

Curious, was the ABS light flashing all the time?

 

Does beer consumption void your tire warranty?

(Any cross thread points here?)

 

I believe the ABS sensor is on the left side. It’s a magnet in the wheel bearing and a sensor that can tell when a wheel is moving or not.

 

but when the arrow is on the bottom of the wheel, it's pointing forward....

 

A couple of triples with the kind of ABVs they have. I think we can forgive you. But then again, that WAS a one beer job.

 

Anybody ever says they have never had a brain fart like that is lying through their teeth, Murphy comes to visit everybody at some time.

 

I'll bite,

After doing a service on the Ultra (had it on a stand) I lowered it, unclamped the wheel, went to roll it off the stand and it wouldn't budge. Spent a good 10 mins trying to figure out why the wheel unclamped would still hold this bike. I looked down and realized I still had straps on it. DOH

Same day,

Did a service on my KLX450F, had a nasty oil leak so it was due for a new plug and crush washer and lube. Got it all done and went to run it. Wore my self out kicking that thing over trying to get it to start. I Have a real steep driveway (paved) and thought, f'it, I'll push this beast up to the top and roll start it. Got half way up and realised the fuel was turned off. Yup, that happend.

I did have a few shots of JD Honey so that might have been part of it.

Got a good laugh at it either way. And some exercise

 

true, but think about rolling the tire in the direction of the arrow, while it may be pointing forward while on the bottom, the tire is rolling backwards

 

If only people in our government were as honest as you. I'd have a hard time owning up to that one. Like the comment above: A man who makes no mistakes probably doesn't do much.