Key West Trip
The Schlong Man
Joined: Mar 2007
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From: Nantucket
RE: Key West Trip
Uh guys, while A1A is certainly a more scenic trip down through Florida I would hesitate to recomend it as it will add days to your travel time. If you have unlimited time thats fine but otherwise just blow down the highway til you get there.
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Joined: Jul 2007
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From: Parkton, Maryland
RE: Key West Trip
ORIGINAL: FastHarley
A word of advice, do not get too drunk as you may get a deal too good to pass up. You may wake up with a blond like in the below photo. Now bitch up, get on that bike and Let's Get Ready To PARTY!
[IMG]local://upfiles/29413/28BCCD4CB3C340008494E0036F02FA9C.jpg[/IMG]
A word of advice, do not get too drunk as you may get a deal too good to pass up. You may wake up with a blond like in the below photo. Now bitch up, get on that bike and Let's Get Ready To PARTY!
[IMG]local://upfiles/29413/28BCCD4CB3C340008494E0036F02FA9C.jpg[/IMG]
The Schlong Man
Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 3,772
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From: Nantucket
RE: Key West Trip
ORIGINAL: FastHarley
High rates for Hotels, no last min. hotels available, too many bikers, lewd and lascivious behavior, drunk bikers staggering back to their rooms, mutant Key Deer just waiting to pounce down on you while traveling along A-1-A during a hot spell with hurricanes breathing down your neck,
Oh-My-God, what are we to do?
Well, start by coming to my booth & tell me you provide good stuff on this form & I will vortex up you either a PiĂąa Colada or Strawberry Daiquiri with or without umbrella. Hell, you can even dump it in a beer bottle with one of those rubber thingies with a zipper for all I care. Look for the 20' American Flag & a sign that matches my avatar. A word of advice, do not get too drunk as you may get a deal too good to pass up. You may wake up with a blond like in the below photo. Now bitch up, get on that bike and Let's Get Ready To PARTY!
[IMG]local://upfiles/29413/28BCCD4CB3C340008494E0036F02FA9C.jpg[/IMG]
High rates for Hotels, no last min. hotels available, too many bikers, lewd and lascivious behavior, drunk bikers staggering back to their rooms, mutant Key Deer just waiting to pounce down on you while traveling along A-1-A during a hot spell with hurricanes breathing down your neck,
Oh-My-God, what are we to do?
Well, start by coming to my booth & tell me you provide good stuff on this form & I will vortex up you either a PiĂąa Colada or Strawberry Daiquiri with or without umbrella. Hell, you can even dump it in a beer bottle with one of those rubber thingies with a zipper for all I care. Look for the 20' American Flag & a sign that matches my avatar. A word of advice, do not get too drunk as you may get a deal too good to pass up. You may wake up with a blond like in the below photo. Now bitch up, get on that bike and Let's Get Ready To PARTY!
[IMG]local://upfiles/29413/28BCCD4CB3C340008494E0036F02FA9C.jpg[/IMG]
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Joined: Jun 2007
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RE: Key West Trip
There is a HD reantal in Key largo.
Just booked the wife acondo down there for a month in March next year. Gonna go back and forth all month for work.
MUST GO to Alabama Jacks it is on Card Sound Road Best Hot Sauce in the world. It is where time stood still.
Also if you stay in Key Largo overnight Awsome breakfast at the Hide On the left side at Mile marker 100 out and if you want to be beat up by lesbians stop in the Carribean Club. Last time I was in there The owner told us the Bikers were pushed out by the lesbians.
Just booked the wife acondo down there for a month in March next year. Gonna go back and forth all month for work.
MUST GO to Alabama Jacks it is on Card Sound Road Best Hot Sauce in the world. It is where time stood still.
Also if you stay in Key Largo overnight Awsome breakfast at the Hide On the left side at Mile marker 100 out and if you want to be beat up by lesbians stop in the Carribean Club. Last time I was in there The owner told us the Bikers were pushed out by the lesbians.
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RE: Key West Trip
Run the turnpike extension south to the end then hit card sound for AL Jack's. Watch your speed and dress for hot weather (include your rain gear) For food I love the islamarada fish company (on right going south) just past bass pro.
I am running there n back next Saturday for the day, can't wait :-)
I am running there n back next Saturday for the day, can't wait :-)
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Joined: Apr 2007
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From: Davie, FL
RE: Key West Trip
ORIGINAL: Wecroft
Looks like FastHarley has been picking up girls at the "800 Bourbon St. Club" on Duval St.
ORIGINAL: FastHarley
A word of advice, do not get too drunk as you may get a deal too good to pass up. You may wake up with a blond like in the below photo. Now bitch up, get on that bike and Let's Get Ready To PARTY!
[IMG]local://upfiles/29413/28BCCD4CB3C340008494E0036F02FA9C.jpg[/IMG]
A word of advice, do not get too drunk as you may get a deal too good to pass up. You may wake up with a blond like in the below photo. Now bitch up, get on that bike and Let's Get Ready To PARTY!
[IMG]local://upfiles/29413/28BCCD4CB3C340008494E0036F02FA9C.jpg[/IMG]
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Joined: May 2006
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From: SoCal
RE: Key West Trip
ORIGINAL: FastHarley
Another word of advice: When in Key West, do not go into just any bar. Ask questions before entering. I figure if you go into any unknown bar and guys are dancing with guys, you (at least I do not want to be around it) are appalled, you turn to leave and you clear the front door. Just at that time, one of your friends/riding partner justs passes the bar and he views the strange behavior between the crack in the door, how are you going to explain yourself? Worse, your friend does not even say a word! I have not been to Key west since the 1991 Poker run. I will not venture too far!
ORIGINAL: Wecroft
Looks like FastHarley has been picking up girls at the "800 Bourbon St. Club" on Duval St.
ORIGINAL: FastHarley
A word of advice, do not get too drunk as you may get a deal too good to pass up. You may wake up with a blond like in the below photo. Now bitch up, get on that bike and Let's Get Ready To PARTY!
[IMG]local://upfiles/29413/28BCCD4CB3C340008494E0036F02FA9C.jpg[/IMG]
A word of advice, do not get too drunk as you may get a deal too good to pass up. You may wake up with a blond like in the below photo. Now bitch up, get on that bike and Let's Get Ready To PARTY!
[IMG]local://upfiles/29413/28BCCD4CB3C340008494E0036F02FA9C.jpg[/IMG]
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Joined: Apr 2007
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From: Davie, FL
RE: Key West Trip
ORIGINAL: Firetender
FastHarley, you need to get some new friends (and go back to Key West).
ORIGINAL: FastHarley
Another word of advice: When in Key West, do not go into just any bar. Ask questions before entering. I figure if you go into any unknown bar and guys are dancing with guys, you (at least I do not want to be around it) are appalled, you turn to leave and you clear the front door. Just at that time, one of your friends/riding partner justs passes the bar and he views the strange behavior between the crack in the door, how are you going to explain yourself? Worse, your friend does not even say a word! I have not been to Key west since the 1991 Poker run. I will not venture too far!
ORIGINAL: Wecroft
Looks like FastHarley has been picking up girls at the "800 Bourbon St. Club" on Duval St.
ORIGINAL: FastHarley
A word of advice, do not get too drunk as you may get a deal too good to pass up. You may wake up with a blond like in the below photo. Now bitch up, get on that bike and Let's Get Ready To PARTY!
[IMG]local://upfiles/29413/28BCCD4CB3C340008494E0036F02FA9C.jpg[/IMG]
A word of advice, do not get too drunk as you may get a deal too good to pass up. You may wake up with a blond like in the below photo. Now bitch up, get on that bike and Let's Get Ready To PARTY!
[IMG]local://upfiles/29413/28BCCD4CB3C340008494E0036F02FA9C.jpg[/IMG]