How bad do you have it?
Bad enough to paint things black and orange around the house.

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Prognosis.......................GRAVE.
BTW, sweet looking RK!
I too found my wife wants to go for a ride a lot more with this bike than any other I've owned. She loves to go to the dealership and look at all the clothes and trinkets too!
Can't wait for winter to leave.
. This is "our" first HD, never really understood the Harley thing - my thinking wasa bike is a bike - now that we've been infected the wife is twice as ready to ride, loves the dealer (shopping for shinning things - not for bike though
). Already planning long rides for this year, praying for 50* weather to get the scoot out (under 50* to hard with themetal in the legs - freeze up), where will it lead to-when will it end.
Oh yea, the wife. How could I forget about the little bride?...
I asked her if she'd like tojoin mein a ride around the town on our magical beast and she obliged.The ride was exhilirating with the bottom end grunt pulling loads of torque as the pipes echoed years of refined automated quality that would forever burn itself in the heart of my mate. The orgasmic episode left her wanting for nothing and begging for more.
Needless to say I've been replaced.



Yep, the old Milwaukee Vibrator strikes again!

It is amazing, I remarried almost 8 years ago, and my wife was not a rider, but now, all vacations are planned around the bike. If I am traveling on business, and I call and tell her I am on my way home, when I get there, the garage door is up, her riding clothes are on and off we go. She has it as bad as I do.
I grab the reigns and point our thoroughbred due south on Hwy 165 with dusk quickly approaching and temperatures quickly falling.Being the navigator I am, and since getting lost seems to be part of the ride as us bikers like to think, I find myself in the boondocks at 8PM in 30Âş night air with no Hot Springs in sight. The testosterone in me prohibits me from even making eye contact with the Mrs. which in turn would be taken as a gesture that I was lost, so I steady the course.
It is now 9PM, 30Âş ambient, 15Âş windchill, and my nuts are chattering louder than the infamous 6th gear clatter. Hands are frozen in a griplike fashion, eyes can't even water because the tear ducts are frozen solid. Time for gas. Oh dear, she may ask me the dreaded question, that being "How much longer?" in to which I'd reply, "Only a few more miles, honey" knowing damn good and well she's done riding from hence forth......uggghhh..
The stallion drinks a cool 4.5 gallons of go juice and off we go into the overly chilled night air at a blistering 75+mph to our destination. All I could think of is a scalding hot shower and a comfy bed, screw the hot tub and masseuse! I'm beat!
We get to the hotel, she dismounts with grace. I peel my frozen nuts, hands, legs, face, and azz off the icicle of a seat and crawl to the hotel lobby. Upon entrance I make eye contact and speak for the first time in hours hoping for the best, but expecting the worst. "Well honey, how was the ride" I inquire. "Oh dear Lord, I thoroughly enjoyed that. I can't wait to wake up in the morning and see where you take me next! I love this bike. The heat from the motor kept me so toasty warm I was in heaven?".
WHAT![
] I froze my azz off being in front of the motor and she was perched up there in the Queen's throne as if she was in a sauna turning back the hands of time!Needless to say I played it like it was part of the plan!
Signed,
TheChosen Frozen

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