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CAUTION - HUMOR . . . Crack in my windshield!

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Old May 13, 2008 | 04:38 PM
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Default CAUTION - HUMOR . . . Crack in my windshield!

If you've seen this, I'm sorry. Here it is anyway for those who haven't.


I'm driving along on the highway
At 65 miles an hour
(the speed limit), minding my own business,
When outta nowhere there's
This big crack in my windshield!!


I swerved right,
And then left,
Andit was still right there!!





[IMG]local://upfiles/14366/8903AA011E834BD7AABC5AB87AC91301.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]local://upfiles/14366/17DDB29B73BD4EBE985187E68751D15E.jpg[/IMG]
 
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Old May 13, 2008 | 04:43 PM
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I'm driving along on the highway
At 65 miles an hour
(the speed limit), minding my own business,
When outta nowhere there's
This big crack in my windshield!!


I swerved right,
And then left,
Andit was still right there!!




[IMG]local://upfiles/14366/8903AA011E834BD7AABC5AB87AC91301.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]local://upfiles/14366/17DDB29B73BD4EBE985187E68751D15E.jpg[/IMG]
This is as old as my grandmothers nipples, if you want us to believe something be original.[8D]
 
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Old May 13, 2008 | 04:51 PM
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ORIGINAL: gunrunner

ORIGINAL: sifularson

I'm driving along on the highway
At 65 miles an hour
(the speed limit), minding my own business,
When outta nowhere there's
This big crack in my windshield!!


I swerved right,
And then left,
Andit was still right there!!




[IMG]local://upfiles/14366/8903AA011E834BD7AABC5AB87AC91301.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]local://upfiles/14366/17DDB29B73BD4EBE985187E68751D15E.jpg[/IMG]
This is as old as my grandmothers nipples, if you want us to believe something be original.[8D]
Ouch! Sorry you didn't enjoy it. I must be living under a rock because this is new to me. Thanks to you I feel really bad . . . NOT!

Now you're free to go rain on someone else's parade.
 
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Old May 13, 2008 | 05:17 PM
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SIL.

I have seen it before this but that doent mean EVERY ONE ELSE HAS!!!! Still FRIGGIN hilarious!!!! MAN that is SOOOOOOM CRACK.Glad your O.K. Thanks for the LAUGHS...R.W.
 
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Old May 13, 2008 | 06:27 PM
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Is that the crack they're talking about when they say "crack kills"?
 
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Old May 13, 2008 | 06:33 PM
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Maybe you should start a "Crack Showdown"
 
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Old May 13, 2008 | 07:50 PM
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I feel sorry for that poor rice rocket they are on.....even if it is a rice bike it doesnt deserve that kind of punishment
 
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Old May 13, 2008 | 08:30 PM
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I now have a better understanding of why all these bikes are coming with such big back tires....

The only thing not believable here Steve, is the picture was taken in SUNSHINE, so uhh, that gives it away.

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it's been around awhile. was originally from a post from Myrtle Beach as I recall
 
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Old May 13, 2008 | 09:12 PM
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Now that's scary!
 
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