Grass
Advanced
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 55
Likes: 0
From: Lafayette, Louisiana
RE: Grass
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his stretch limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop, and he got out to investigate.
He asked one of the men, 'Why are you eating grass?'
'We don't have any money for food,' the poor man replied. 'We have no choice. We have to eat grass.'
'Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you' the lawyer said.
'But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree'
'Bring them along' the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, 'You come with us also.'
The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, 'But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!'
'Bring them all as well,' the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the stretch limousine was.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, 'Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.'
The lawyer replied, 'Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high.'
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop, and he got out to investigate.
He asked one of the men, 'Why are you eating grass?'
'We don't have any money for food,' the poor man replied. 'We have no choice. We have to eat grass.'
'Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you' the lawyer said.
'But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree'
'Bring them along' the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, 'You come with us also.'
The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, 'But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!'
'Bring them all as well,' the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the stretch limousine was.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, 'Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.'
The lawyer replied, 'Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high.'
Outstanding HDF Member
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 2,241
Likes: 7
From: Daytona, Fla.
RE: Grass
ORIGINAL: Sefferdog
If ya have to ask you might as well just go and cut the grass.......... I am going riding and tell the old lady to cut the grass on my way out the door.
If ya have to ask you might as well just go and cut the grass.......... I am going riding and tell the old lady to cut the grass on my way out the door.
MODERATOR
Joined: Oct 2007
Posts: 4,108
Likes: 1,964
From: New England
RE: Grass
Lota folks here in the deep south just add another one or two junk cars to the yard...and if it a big patch of grass showin', they haul in an old school bus
[sm=americanasmiley.gif]
[sm=americanasmiley.gif]
Extreme HDF Member
Joined: Nov 2006
Posts: 13,389
Likes: 26
From: Windham,Maine
RE: Grass
If your young ride \\;your bike! As you get older your priorities change,you will know wen it happens.
HD Forum Stories
The Best of Harley-Davidson for Lifelong Riders
7 Surprising Harley-Davidson Products that Are Not Motorcycles
Verdad Gallardo
8 Best Harley-Davidson Motorcycles Ever
Pouria Savadkouei
10 Worst Harley-Davidson Motorcycles Ever
Pouria Savadkouei
Killer Custom's Jail Break Is The Breakout That Refused to Blend In
Verdad Gallardo
Crazy Bunderbike Build Looks Amazing, But Is It Impossible to Ride?
Verdad Gallardo
Harley-Davidson Reveals Super Cool Cafe Racer Concept
Verdad Gallardo
Engraved Rebellion: Inside Bundnerbike's Glam Rock II
Verdad Gallardo
10 Motorcycles You Should Never Buy
Joe Kucinski
10 Things Harley-Davidson Needs to Fix in 2026
Verdad Gallardo
Road Captain
Joined: Mar 2007
Posts: 531
Likes: 0
RE: Grass
I bitched so much about spending one day every weekend pushing the mower,
that the wife went out and bought a riding mower with auto tranny and cruise
control. Now she cuts the grass. Life just got better, but she did give me the bill
for the new rider, and my new 18" wheels will have to wait.
that the wife went out and bought a riding mower with auto tranny and cruise
control. Now she cuts the grass. Life just got better, but she did give me the bill
for the new rider, and my new 18" wheels will have to wait.
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
Rhonda
General Harley Davidson Chat
28
Sep 28, 2008 05:26 PM
drogers
General Harley Davidson Chat
129
Mar 17, 2008 06:50 AM