i am going on a 8 day ride and i shoud have mowed the lawn 2 weeks ago
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i have some tall grass when i get back to deal with

 

Man I made the wrong decison on this topic today. I mowed the grass and got overheated felt so bad I didn't ride afterwards. BAD MOVE

 

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his stretch limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop, and he got out to investigate.

He asked one of the men, 'Why are you eating grass?'

'We don't have any money for food,' the poor man replied. 'We have no choice. We have to eat grass.'

'Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you' the lawyer said.

'But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree'

'Bring them along' the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, 'You come with us also.'

The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, 'But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!'

'Bring them all as well,' the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the stretch limousine was.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, 'Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.'

The lawyer replied, 'Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high.'

 

If ya have to ask you might as well just go and cut the grass.......... I am going riding and tell the old lady to cut the grass on my way out the door.

 

That's probably the smartest time to do that............[sm=escape.gif]

 

Ride, of course! Won't your wife cut the grass? (Get her a nice, comfy riding mower...)

 

Lota folks here in the deep south just add another one or two junk cars to the yard...and if it a big patch of grass showin', they haul in an old school bus

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If your young ride&nbsp\\;your bike! As you get older your priorities change,you will know wen it happens.

 

Smoke it then ride[sm=laughat.gif]

 

I bitched so much about spending one day every weekend pushing the mower,
that the wife went out and bought a riding mower with auto tranny and cruise
control. Now she cuts the grass. Life just got better, but she did give me the bill
for the new rider, and my new 18" wheels will have to wait.