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Old Jan 24, 2009 | 05:49 AM
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I have a grin from ear to ear, and my arms get stretched pretty good. BUT NO URINE YET IN MY PANTS.
 
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Old Jan 24, 2009 | 06:48 AM
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Originally Posted by lp
This is the funniest post I have ever read on here. I'm saying since 2006!

Pee'd a little? ha ha. Thats awesome.

Had my father-in-law in the car with me one day and a hay bale fell off a truck in front of us on the highway. I slammed on the brakes (going 75) to avoid it, hit it anyway and then coasted to the side of the road. I look over and my father-in-law says "I pee'd". Thats it. Just I pee'd and nothing else. He did too, the poor guy.

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Thank you for that story! Never pee'd while riding, but just spilled coffee from the belly laugh!! That is just too funny.......bless his heart, I'm sure he was scared to death.
 
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Old Jan 24, 2009 | 07:32 AM
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What the...?
 
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Old Jan 24, 2009 | 12:32 PM
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No PEE ever!!
 
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Old Jan 24, 2009 | 12:42 PM
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Nope, don't believe i've pee'd myself sinceI was a child. Although I was really drunk one night and might have...hmm..
 
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Old Jan 24, 2009 | 12:53 PM
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Good grief man, tone it down a bit...is that for real??
 
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Old Jan 24, 2009 | 01:10 PM
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Old Jan 24, 2009 | 01:13 PM
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not THAT anonymous, This internet stuff is out there FOREVER.
 
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Originally Posted by rizzo
I was telling him how much I like the way it feels when I twist the throttle back hard and the bike tries to run out from under me, I hanging onto the grips as tight as I can while the engine is bouncing off the rev limiter. I grab a handful of clutch, hit second, drop the clutch and the front wheel pulls off the road and then I pee in my pants. Just a little. Enough to soak my underwear but not bleed through to my jeans.
I take it your bike must be Vivid Black like mine?
 
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Old Jan 24, 2009 | 01:24 PM
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I hope your bikes not stock, otherwise I'm afraid you need to see a doctor.
I'll second that...............
 
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