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Old Feb 2, 2013 | 04:11 PM
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Enlarged prostate is getting the best of me lately. I can still bang through the gears and it's just as exciting but I don't pee any more. Would Flomax help ?
I thought Flomax was a new tuner......?
 
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Old Feb 2, 2013 | 04:26 PM
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no pee, but I was sure I crapped myself on the way to work one day, went all the way
home to clean up only to find that it was only a fart..
 
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Old Feb 2, 2013 | 04:30 PM
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According to HD, peeing ones underwear is quite common due to the neck snapping acceleration at wide open throttle.

They have just contracted with Depends to replace the "masculine blue stripe" diapers (and the lovely "pink stripe" for females) with a special Screamin Eagle Black and Orange Stripe diaper.

The HD disclaimer states, "These are high performance diapers and are only meant for track use and not on the street. Improper use can result in serious injury or death".
 
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Old Feb 2, 2013 | 04:44 PM
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I always seem to fart, does that count?
 
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Old Feb 2, 2013 | 05:01 PM
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Wow. This thread is funny as all get out. Hasn't happened yet,,,,
 
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Old Feb 2, 2013 | 05:15 PM
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No but I just pee'd a little reading this. Does that count?
 
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Old Feb 2, 2013 | 05:15 PM
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No pee but, I just laughed so hard Pepsi came out of my nose!
 
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Old Feb 2, 2013 | 06:00 PM
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[QUOTE=bigdaddy33;10859101]According to HD, peeing ones underwear is quite common due to the neck snapping acceleration at wide open throttle.

They have just contracted with Depends to replace the "masculine blue stripe" diapers (and the lovely "pink stripe" for females) with a special Screamin Eagle Black and Orange Stripe diaper.

....umm..my undies already have those 2 colors in them...
 
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Old Feb 2, 2013 | 06:02 PM
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Maybe he's just a premature ejaculator and don't know any better?
 
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Old Feb 2, 2013 | 06:06 PM
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Nope hard to **** thru a stiffy. Long winter huh fellas.
 
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