The Faster Harley
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The Faster Harley
So over the Holidays I'm sitting with my brother in law eating turkey and we're talking about our bikes and bragging about who's is the faster. I've had a few bikes and this bagger is the quickest I’ve had. I was telling him how much I like the way it feels when I twist the throttle back hard and the bike tries to run out from under me, I hanging onto the grips as tight as I can while the engine is bouncing off the rev limiter. I grab a handful of clutch, hit second, drop the clutch and the front wheel pulls off the road and then I pee in my pants. Just a little. Enough to soak my underwear but not bleed through to my jeans.
He freaking laughs at me and says that has never happened to him. BS ! How many of you have pee'd a little when you're winding it up ? I can't be alone.
He freaking laughs at me and says that has never happened to him. BS ! How many of you have pee'd a little when you're winding it up ? I can't be alone.
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This is the funniest post I have ever read on here. I'm saying since 2006!
Pee'd a little? ha ha. Thats awesome.
Had my father-in-law in the car with me one day and a hay bale fell off a truck in front of us on the highway. I slammed on the brakes (going 75) to avoid it, hit it anyway and then coasted to the side of the road. I look over and my father-in-law says "I pee'd". Thats it. Just I pee'd and nothing else. He did too, the poor guy.
Good times...
lp
Pee'd a little? ha ha. Thats awesome.
Had my father-in-law in the car with me one day and a hay bale fell off a truck in front of us on the highway. I slammed on the brakes (going 75) to avoid it, hit it anyway and then coasted to the side of the road. I look over and my father-in-law says "I pee'd". Thats it. Just I pee'd and nothing else. He did too, the poor guy.
Good times...
lp
