The Faster Harley
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Joined: Mar 2012
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From: Santa Cruz
That is just sad. Never even came close to peeing on crotch rockets, or any other time, harleys are slow compared. I try to pay attention to what I'm doing, not feeling.
Last edited by 0ldhippie; Feb 3, 2013 at 07:33 PM.
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From: Black Hills
Good news - now that I've gotten older the prostate has enlarged and it's harder to pee with a strong stream, I'm thinking it will really help with the leakage when I crack the throttle.
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From: Vancouver, BC
So over the Holidays I'm sitting with my brother in law eating turkey and we're talking about our bikes and bragging about who's is the faster. I've had a few bikes and this bagger is the quickest Ive had. I was telling him how much I like the way it feels when I twist the throttle back hard and the bike tries to run out from under me, I hanging onto the grips as tight as I can while the engine is bouncing off the rev limiter. I grab a handful of clutch, hit second, drop the clutch and the front wheel pulls off the road and then I pee in my pants. Just a little. Enough to soak my underwear but not bleed through to my jeans.
He freaking laughs at me and says that has never happened to him. BS ! How many of you have pee'd a little when you're winding it up ? I can't be alone.
He freaking laughs at me and says that has never happened to him. BS ! How many of you have pee'd a little when you're winding it up ? I can't be alone.
Road Captain
Joined: Jun 2011
Posts: 594
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From: Seminole County, FL
Here I sit broken hearted,
Went to ***** but only farted.
Later I public took a chance,
Went to fart and ***** my pants.
This thread is the Best lunchtime read ever!
Road Captain
Joined: Oct 2010
Posts: 747
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From: NY
Frostbite + Harley Heat = Piddle. Now if ya wanna wet your jeans ya have to redline all the gears !!
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From: Newcastle, OK
, but it wasn`t from power, LOL!
Yeah, like funny as a fart in a spaceship.....
If he can`t "come" he`ll be there anyway......
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From: Northern California
I crap when I crank on my bike it so fast that the G forces void my bowell. It is so bad that I made some undies with a funnel and tube that fit in a groove I cut in my seat so I can ride comfy and I run the well greased tubing all the way to the back of the bike.
Tube is greased so the Obamas do not get stuck and clog the tube when I rip it !
I made this system because it is a hassle to change my depends when I ride.
Think there is a market for this ???
Tube is greased so the Obamas do not get stuck and clog the tube when I rip it !
I made this system because it is a hassle to change my depends when I ride.
Think there is a market for this ???