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A 10-year-old girl was walking down the street when a big man on a black
motorcycle pulls up beside her and says, "Hey little girl, do you want to go
for a ride?"
"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside her again and says, "Hey kid, I will give
you $10 if you hop on the back."
"NO!" said the little girl and proceeded down the street a little quicker.
The motorcyclist pulls up to the little girl again and says, "Okay kid, I
will give you $20 and a BIG bag of candy if you hop on the back of my bike
for a ride."
At this point the little girl turns to him and screams angrily, "Look Dad,
YOU bought a Honda instead of a Harley, so, YOU ride it!"
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