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KMTV reports a little 10-year-old girl yesterday was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, the biker turned to her and asks, "Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"
"NO!" said the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The biker again pulled up beside her and asks, "Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."
"NO!" said the little girl as she hurried on down the street.
The biker pulled up beside the little girl again and said, "Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks and a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride."
Finally, the little girl stopped, turned toward him and screamed out...
"Look Dad, You're the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley!"
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