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Old May 3, 2009 | 09:33 PM
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KMTV reports a little 10-year-old girl yesterday was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, the biker turned to her and asks, "Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"
"NO!" said the little girl as she keeps on walking.

The biker again pulled up beside her and asks, "Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."

"NO!" said the little girl as she hurried on down the street.

The biker pulled up beside the little girl again and said, "Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks and a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride."

Finally, the little girl stopped, turned toward him and screamed out...

"Look Dad, You're the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley!"

"YOU RIDE IT!"
 
Old May 3, 2009 | 09:39 PM
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Cute.
 
Old May 3, 2009 | 10:01 PM
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HAHAHAHAHA
Don't go in too much for bashing other rides but that is a good one!
 
Old May 3, 2009 | 10:02 PM
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yeah, im not big on brand bashing either.. but thats definitely a good one.
 
Old May 3, 2009 | 10:03 PM
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that was funny, I would like it better than the local dealership commericals.
 
Old May 4, 2009 | 09:52 AM
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This was pretty funny the first 100 times this was posted on the forum.
 
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Bweheheheheheh.
 
Old May 5, 2009 | 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by H20DOG
This was pretty funny the first 100 times this was posted on the forum.
Well, sounds like the first time some of us heard it so...thankyou to the OP for posting it again!
 
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