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Old May 14, 2009 | 07:28 PM
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TO MY BIKER FRIENDS

Friends vs Biker Friends

FRIENDS: Never ask for food BIKER FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FRIENDS: Will say "hello" BIKER FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. BIKER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BIKER FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave. BIKER FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. BIKER FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.
FRIENDS: know a few things about you. BIKER FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. BIKER FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' *** that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. BIKER FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
FRIENDS: Are for a while. BIKER FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will ignore this. BIKER FRIENDS: Will post this to their profile
 
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Old May 14, 2009 | 07:45 PM
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Friends: come over and drink your beer. BIKER Friends: Bring beer and leave some too!
 
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Old May 14, 2009 | 08:21 PM
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Friends want to give your Wife/G.F. a French kiss,Biker friends GIVE Her a French kiss and a French Tickler!!!!!...OOOOOO La,La.....
 
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Old May 14, 2009 | 10:25 PM
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Friends will bail you out of jail
Real friends will be sitting next to you in jail saying:


"Damn! That was FUN!"
 
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Old May 15, 2009 | 12:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Beemervet
Friends will bail you out of jail
Real friends will be sitting next to you in jail saying:


"Damn! That was FUN!"
Friends will watch you get arrested
BF will attempt to make that not happen or go to the pokie with ya.

experienced that one.
 
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Old May 15, 2009 | 03:20 AM
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Originally Posted by DrPlastic
TO MY BIKER FRIENDS

Friends vs Biker Friends

FRIENDS: Never ask for food BIKER FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FRIENDS: Will say "hello" BIKER FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs. BIKER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BIKER FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave. BIKER FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. BIKER FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.
FRIENDS: know a few things about you. BIKER FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. BIKER FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' *** that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. BIKER FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
FRIENDS: Are for a while. BIKER FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will ignore this. BIKER FRIENDS: Will post this to their profile
Boy some of that brought a tear of memories to my eye for a second and what I miss so much about all that. Raising a family, at times working 2 jobs and for the last 13-14+ years sure has taken me out of the loop. I get hugs from my wife, kids and grand kids now.

I enjoyed and could relate to most of it, thanks for posting it. I won't post it to my signature though. And no dude is kissing me, not even the pope, especially not the pope.
 
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Old May 15, 2009 | 06:15 PM
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A friend will visit you in the hospital if you crash...A biker friend will see what parts he can salvage from your wreck for his scooter
 
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Old May 15, 2009 | 07:10 PM
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Great Post, Thanks.
 
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