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Old Nov 30, 2012 | 09:22 AM
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Why do these "oh boy, I was a dumbass today" posts get so many replies? I assume it is because most of us "bikers" can relate to the feeling of "oh boy, I was a dumbass today".
Better luck next trip to the gas man...:-)

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Old Nov 30, 2012 | 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Texas Fat Boy
Just how big of a f$cking hurry can you be in, to put the handle on lock, to fill a bike? "Here's your sign".
Originally Posted by KCFLHRC
Since I made that statement over 3 years ago, I have since noticed that my buddy does this all the time. But he's not to smart.
 
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Old Nov 30, 2012 | 09:36 AM
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Old Dec 10, 2012 | 09:20 PM
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I was on a road trip and pulled into to gas up. I am standing there and the pump seems to stop. So, I pull the nozzle out of the filler neck and as it clears the pump kicks back on and the gas hits the filler neck and is redirected all over me. I was covered with gas and got some in my mouth as I shouted I am a dumbass. I promise I will never ever again even if I get a big rod holder.
 
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Old Dec 10, 2012 | 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Road Ranger
I seen a chick one time finish filling her tank on her cage go into the station, pay, come back out get in her car and take off all with out removing the gas nozzle from her car...LMAO...Makes one helluva noise when the hose seperates. Talk about a dumba$$ blonde!
This not JUST a dumb blonde thing. Ask me how I know.
 
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Old Dec 11, 2012 | 10:45 AM
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I have always locked the pump on the first notch. The pump has always shut off and I have not spilled gas. I've ridden 30 thousand miles the last two years without a problem.

I'm not in a hurry or I would hold the pump and hold it wide open. I just started doing this way when I bought my new bike in 2010 and it seemed to work so I've continued to do it.
 
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Old Dec 11, 2012 | 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted by GaCracker
Friend of mine was putting gas in his big boat and stuck it in the rod holder by mistake did not notice till it was at 80 gals (big boat also sea cat) needless to say fire dept. And hazmat involved so don,t fill so bad. Luckly his bildge pump did not work
He must have been on drugs.

To the OP - ****, we all do it sooner or later. Sux getting gas on the scoot.
 
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Old Dec 11, 2012 | 01:30 PM
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Oooopppppppsssssss
 
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