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Old Aug 24, 2009 | 06:44 AM
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I go with carpenter jeans and the powder (Gold Bond), solved my problem.
 
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Old Aug 24, 2009 | 07:01 AM
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Commando
 
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Old Aug 24, 2009 | 07:19 AM
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Originally Posted by niterider985
Couple things you can try first you could get ***** & ******** reduction surgery,Should be covered by Obammy healthcare plan or you could do what I did and get those spandex bikeshorts and loose fitting jeans also the shorts wick sweat away- no more monkey but. I got mine at sports store and $$$ a friend got his at Wally World much cheaper. Hmm wonder if ***** extention would be covered mite write a letter to Barney Eatafrank and see.
+1 on the spandex bikeshorts under your pants.
 
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Old Aug 24, 2009 | 07:21 AM
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Originally Posted by captjon37
I like my pair of diamond gusset jeans for any long ride. The have mucho room and look good. Went with carpenter pair
+1 on the Diamond Gusset's.....A little pricey but your "boys" will be happy!!!
 
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Old Aug 24, 2009 | 07:40 AM
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there is a combo of 4 things to do cheap to make you comfy.
1. Powder up
2. compression shorts
3. loose jeans.
4. sheepskin
I have a seat issue Iam working on and just about have that worked out but in the meantime those four inexpensive things are the best info you could get.
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Old Aug 24, 2009 | 09:07 AM
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+1 on Diamond Gusset jeans!

I've been wearing them for 5 years now and won't wear anything else for riding.
 
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Old Aug 24, 2009 | 09:54 AM
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Try wearing road bike pants underneath. They have a nice little pad on the **** part and it keeps the boys in a reasonable position. Wear these on long rides and never have a problem.
 
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Old Aug 24, 2009 | 10:03 AM
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As several others have mentioned:

http://www.gussetclothing.com/
 
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Like a couple of guys have mentioned "Compression shorts" (look on the tag). Your boys won't be able to move around and it works. I wear them for the moisture (sweat) wicking. Walmart (Starter) $10, Under Armor and n i k e $25.

On the days when I wear cotton shorts, I get all bunched up and smashed. I had to sell my Sundowner seat, because I was always sliding forward and smashing the boys.
 
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