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Old Mar 24, 2013 | 05:01 AM
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I have been doing the deep clean on the harley while waiting for a bit of riding weather.
Had it torn down and had a rag in the throtle body while air cleaned on bench.
easier to clean around engine and putter in there.

Well yesterday I decided I would start it up before oil change and let it warm.
Started great and I let it idle for at least a minute..I bliped the throttle instant stall...hummm started right up again and idled great but stalled again when throtle applied..... humm
it has gas.... hummm
looked down and saw shop rag sticking out of throtle body...trying to be sucked in!

Wow Was That dumb..
pulled rag and ran Like a champ..
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Old Mar 24, 2013 | 05:38 AM
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yea , stupid Harley , next time put duct tape over it so it won't run at all , that will show it
 
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Old Mar 24, 2013 | 05:53 AM
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Originally Posted by 1st 96 ultra
yea , stupid harley , next time put duct tape over it so it won't run at all , that will show it
lol!!!
 
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Old Mar 24, 2013 | 08:05 AM
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She was pissed at you because she has been sitting to long. HOHOHO!!!
 
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Old Mar 24, 2013 | 08:22 AM
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bitch was on the rag, hate when that happens.
 
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Old Mar 24, 2013 | 08:29 AM
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It's the "true" rider/owners who admit their mistakes...kudos to you, sir & glad it was an easy fix. I know we've all "been there done that" once in awhile.

My "tip-of-the-day" is don't back your touring bike out of garage with flip-flops. Bike weight + slick floor + beach shoes = possible bad ending. Luckily I caught 'er before full tip, but almost popped a nut in the process...
 
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Old Mar 24, 2013 | 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Iceman24
It's the "true" rider/owners who admit their mistakes...kudos to you, sir & glad it was an easy fix. I know we've all "been there done that" once in awhile.

My "tip-of-the-day" is don't back your touring bike out of garage with flip-flops. Bike weight + slick floor + beach shoes = possible bad ending. Luckily I caught 'er before full tip, but almost popped a nut in the process...
"almost popped a nut in the process..."

 
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Old Mar 24, 2013 | 12:39 PM
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Gee, I don't know,

as I try to pop a nut whenever possible
 
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So is this where the saying "Get the rag out" comes from??? Just askin'
 
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Old Mar 24, 2013 | 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted by 2010 Glide Rider
bitch was on the rag, hate when that happens.
HAHA. Reminds me of the old saying, "Like a horny bitch on the rag, You suck"
 
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