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Old May 29, 2013 | 08:42 PM
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waiting for an answer
 
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Old May 29, 2013 | 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by journeyman
I think we finally found the answer;

I was grabbing some beers with Steven Hawking over the weekend and ran this conundrum past him.

The Hawkster says, in a parallel universe there is now a bike with 5 quarts too much oil in it.

And, on a forum just like ours, they can not figure out where the extra oil is coming from.

Finally!!! After 11+ pages of wonder, we have the answer!!! Thank you, thank you, thank you, Journeyman. Nothing like a few beers and some intelligent conversation to solve any problem. :i con_laugh:
 
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Old May 29, 2013 | 09:33 PM
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The answer is locked in cyber space. But, there is no budget for a key!
 
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Old May 29, 2013 | 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted by flhxmc
Still waiting to see where 5 qts went.
Don't think We will hear about the missing 5qts of oil. like someone else said ( it's pretty hard to hide). I think this is a lot of BS!
 
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Old May 29, 2013 | 11:06 PM
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The only place you can hide over a gallon of oil is in the gas tank. Go figure. Look in the gas tank.
 
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Old May 29, 2013 | 11:21 PM
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I for one am not sure if this whole scenario is for real or have we been handed the pickle? Something just isn't right, but I am not smart enough to figure it out. Above my pay grade.
 
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Old May 29, 2013 | 11:33 PM
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Maybe he slipped in the oil and can't get up, hope his life alert bracelet works.
 
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Old May 30, 2013 | 12:04 AM
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Damn I just read this whole fuking thread and there's no answer, I'm so disappointed, this must be what my wife feels like after sex. Completly unsatisfied.
 
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Old May 30, 2013 | 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Uncle Chester
Damn I just read this whole fuking thread and there's no answer, I'm so disappointed, this must be what my wife feels like after sex. Completly unsatisfied.
I've never heard your wife say that . . . Oh wait a minute.
 
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Old May 30, 2013 | 02:26 AM
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This sounds like when my checking account is $100 low and my wife says she didn't spend it, though she admits to taking my card and going to the store! Now I understand.... Somewhere in an parallel universe money is showing up in someone's account for no reason!
 
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