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Ball squeezing jeans
I have been seeing several companies coming out with these diamond or gusset jeans that are supposed to give you some extra ball room. I am kinda tight with cash, well **** I'm cheap, but anyways has anybody dropped the $50.00, 60.00 bucks or more for these and did they make a difference. I saw some this weekend at a show in Atlanta that were Kevlar lined in places $100 plus, anybody used these before. I guess being a puss such as I am it would be nice to ride all day and not have my nuts ache the next day. Maybe I should look into to Ball Sack reduction surgery before they start splitting up on me and one nut hanging off each side of the EG seat.
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I have been seeing several companies coming out with these diamond or gusset jeans that are supposed to give you some extra ball room. I am kinda tight with cash, well **** I'm cheap, but anyways has anybody dropped the $50.00, 60.00 bucks or more for these and did they make a difference. I saw some this weekend at a show in Atlanta that were Kevlar lined in places $100 plus, anybody used these before. I guess being a puss such as I am it would be nice to ride all day and not have my nuts ache the next day. Maybe I should look into to Ball Sack reduction surgery before they start splitting up on me and one nut hanging off each side of the EG seat.
That's some funny $h!t right there.
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Quit bragging and buy some jeans from Duluth Trading Co. I did and they work ! Just sayin !
And for those riders in or around Madison, WI or if you're passing thru they have a seconds store outside of Monroe, WI.
And for those riders in or around Madison, WI or if you're passing thru they have a seconds store outside of Monroe, WI.
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My wife, the lover of all things that say "Harley-Davidson", bought me a pair of HD jeans. $39.00. And what I found was that they are really well made jeans, with room where you need it to sit comfortably on the bike, or in the truck, or on horseback...and look good enough to press and starch and wear with a sports coat.
They say "Harley", but not as bold as Levi says "LEVI" or any of the other jeans companies.
Might want to check them out before you spend $10.00-$50.00 more for some of the others.
Other than those, I wear Wrangler boot-cut. You can even get the relaxed fit to give you more thigh and ball room. Levi jeans are just like a cheap hotel, no ballroom...
They say "Harley", but not as bold as Levi says "LEVI" or any of the other jeans companies.
Might want to check them out before you spend $10.00-$50.00 more for some of the others.
Other than those, I wear Wrangler boot-cut. You can even get the relaxed fit to give you more thigh and ball room. Levi jeans are just like a cheap hotel, no ballroom...
hey ladies...my eyes are up here....