Cat piss on pipes
Road Master
Joined: May 2009
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From: TN
There is a cat in my neighborhood that pissed on my pipes. I discovered it after a ride today. This stuff is like concrete, I can't get if off. I tried Fantastic, alcohol, bug and tar remover, and S100. No luck. I read Easy Off will work on pipe stains without hurting the chrome. I'm heading to the store to get some and try that. Anyone ever had this happen? What did you use? I f'n hate cats!!!!
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Road Captain
Joined: Feb 2008
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From: Georgia
The only problem with dropping cats off in the country is...now they gotta eat. And enough cats can really do a number on your quail and pheasant population. I hate cats roaming free in the country as I am a big quail and pheasant hunter.
I have a suppressed 300 blackout AR with an 8" barrel that works great on cats in town. I know...not everyone has a suppressed weapon they can use for cat extermination. Get a .177 cal pellet gun. A decent one. Don't head shoot them...shoot them behind the shoulder. They'll run just far enough to be off your property and die. Works like a charm.
You can probably tell...I've gotten rid of lots of cats in my neighborhood.
I have a suppressed 300 blackout AR with an 8" barrel that works great on cats in town. I know...not everyone has a suppressed weapon they can use for cat extermination. Get a .177 cal pellet gun. A decent one. Don't head shoot them...shoot them behind the shoulder. They'll run just far enough to be off your property and die. Works like a charm.
You can probably tell...I've gotten rid of lots of cats in my neighborhood.
There is a very large population of eastern diamondback and timber rattlers that will be happy to see the cat. If they don't get him, the coyotes, foxes, and bobcats will be happy to play with him. About the only things this cat will be eating are field mice, chipmunks, and the occasional squirrel if he is having a particularly stealthy day.
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Joined: May 2014
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From: Clovis, CA
Ok, so I read all 6 pages of suggestions and no one has suggested the most appropriate means of solving the cat issue. I believe in an Eye for an Eye. What you do is: Trap cat using appropriate humane means. Once cat is trapped, drink lots of your favorite beer. Once you can't drink one more ounce of beer and have processed all that beer.... yup, you guessed it...I'd **** all over that cat. Leave him to dry.
I've had problems with cats walking my fence line and causing troubles with my dog and yowling all night long. Once I found out which fence post they were climbing to start their journey, I just worked out in the garage drinking beer all afternoon. Once I needed to ****, I just loaded up the fence where they climb. I caught one of the little B@$tards sniffing the fence, but he refused to climb it. Problem solved!
I've had problems with cats walking my fence line and causing troubles with my dog and yowling all night long. Once I found out which fence post they were climbing to start their journey, I just worked out in the garage drinking beer all afternoon. Once I needed to ****, I just loaded up the fence where they climb. I caught one of the little B@$tards sniffing the fence, but he refused to climb it. Problem solved!
Tourer
Joined: Apr 2010
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From: Guymon, OK
I live in an area with houses all around me so shooting the cat with any firearm including an air rifle is not possible. Its not worth getting arrested for cruelty to animals. As far as quail are concerned, they are found well south of me and pheasant are virtually non existent here. They are only found on plantations where they have been released for hunting, none of which are around here.
There is a very large population of eastern diamondback and timber rattlers that will be happy to see the cat. If they don't get him, the coyotes, foxes, and bobcats will be happy to play with him. About the only things this cat will be eating are field mice, chipmunks, and the occasional squirrel if he is having a particularly stealthy day.
There is a very large population of eastern diamondback and timber rattlers that will be happy to see the cat. If they don't get him, the coyotes, foxes, and bobcats will be happy to play with him. About the only things this cat will be eating are field mice, chipmunks, and the occasional squirrel if he is having a particularly stealthy day.
I am glad to hear that the kitty cat in question will have a nice welcoming committee.
Hope you get that nasty **** cleaned off your pipes bro. Cat **** is the worse **** ever!
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Road Captain
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From: Georgia
Ok, so I read all 6 pages of suggestions and no one has suggested the most appropriate means of solving the cat issue. I believe in an Eye for an Eye. What you do is: Trap cat using appropriate humane means. Once cat is trapped, drink lots of your favorite beer. Once you can't drink one more ounce of beer and have processed all that beer.... yup, you guessed it...I'd **** all over that cat. Leave him to dry.
I've had problems with cats walking my fence line and causing troubles with my dog and yowling all night long. Once I found out which fence post they were climbing to start their journey, I just worked out in the garage drinking beer all afternoon. Once I needed to ****, I just loaded up the fence where they climb. I caught one of the little B@$tards sniffing the fence, but he refused to climb it. Problem solved!
I've had problems with cats walking my fence line and causing troubles with my dog and yowling all night long. Once I found out which fence post they were climbing to start their journey, I just worked out in the garage drinking beer all afternoon. Once I needed to ****, I just loaded up the fence where they climb. I caught one of the little B@$tards sniffing the fence, but he refused to climb it. Problem solved!
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From: japan
A long, long time ago (early to mid '50s) some boys wanted to eliminate a cat from an area. Back then country houses was not underpend. We had the smart idea of pouring gas on the cat and putting a match to it. Worked find. The cat ran off in flames. We were well pleased at what we had accomplished until the cat ran under a house and set it on fire. Well that did not end well. From then on a 22 or a brick laden sack to the river was the norm. The good old days......
