Cat piss on pipes
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From: Maryland near DC
where I live we a some problems with foxes eating my chickens, once a year or so I leave a mixture of cat food and antifreeze outside around the chicken house and it seems to thin the heard, what I do is mix dry cat food with the antifreeze until moist and put it in a bean can, I refill it for a few days until they stop taking it...I have also used a mix of ground beef and ground glass patties cooked in the microwave so it does not spoil so fast, those you can just toss over the fence into the neighbors property..it will pretty much get rid of anything that might cause you and issue...and if anyone asks I have never really done either of the above, and I will stick to that no matter what ...
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First warm the stained pipes thoroughly with a 45 minute ride.
Then hold the cat firmly with both hands and vigorously rub the stain, occasionally rapping the stain with it's little kitty head.
Keep rubbing that **** stain (with the cat) until the pipes are cool enough to touch.
Then shoot the cat.
It also helps to display this stain removal method in front of all the other neighborhood cats. Don't let their feigned apathy fool you - they really are paying attention and it does make an impression on them.
Then hold the cat firmly with both hands and vigorously rub the stain, occasionally rapping the stain with it's little kitty head.
Keep rubbing that **** stain (with the cat) until the pipes are cool enough to touch.
Then shoot the cat.
It also helps to display this stain removal method in front of all the other neighborhood cats. Don't let their feigned apathy fool you - they really are paying attention and it does make an impression on them.
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He isn't big, but he is suicidal. The SOB backed up to the muffler and gave it a squirt under the bag. I didn't think to take a picture of it. Nail polish remover didn't do anything. I have some paper towels with oven cleaner on it now. I'm gonna let that soak for an hour or two and see what that does.
I can't believe that a good spray down with Super Clean wouldn't solve your problems. If that doesn't work there's a product call Urine Out or Urine Destroyer, something like that, which might also help. Good luck! .22 rounds are cheap...here kitty, kitty, kitty...
Ok, so I read all 6 pages of suggestions and no one has suggested the most appropriate means of solving the cat issue. I believe in an Eye for an Eye. What you do is: Trap cat using appropriate humane means. Once cat is trapped, drink lots of your favorite beer. Once you can't drink one more ounce of beer and have processed all that beer.... yup, you guessed it...I'd **** all over that cat. Leave him to dry.
I've had problems with cats walking my fence line and causing troubles with my dog and yowling all night long. Once I found out which fence post they were climbing to start their journey, I just worked out in the garage drinking beer all afternoon. Once I needed to ****, I just loaded up the fence where they climb. I caught one of the little B@$tards sniffing the fence, but he refused to climb it. Problem solved!
I've had problems with cats walking my fence line and causing troubles with my dog and yowling all night long. Once I found out which fence post they were climbing to start their journey, I just worked out in the garage drinking beer all afternoon. Once I needed to ****, I just loaded up the fence where they climb. I caught one of the little B@$tards sniffing the fence, but he refused to climb it. Problem solved!
Last edited by ChickinOnaChain; Oct 20, 2014 at 12:57 PM.
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This is what I did... Do this on cool pipes. Spray some Easy-Off Oven Cleaner on some paper towels and lay it on top of the stains. Let it soak on the pipes for an hour or two. Should wipe right off after. Don't get it on the paint. Wipe residual oven cleaner off and wipe down with alcohol.
So you got it removed? You never said ( if you did, I overlooked it ) what became of the stinkin cat? Ratshot in a 22 or a good pump pellet rifle works wonders man.
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He isn't big, but he is suicidal. The SOB backed up to the muffler and gave it a squirt under the bag. I didn't think to take a picture of it. Nail polish remover didn't do anything. I have some paper towels with oven cleaner on it now. I'm gonna let that soak for an hour or two and see what that does.
Oven cleaner. Anything else you use to rub on the chrome will just end up dulling or micro scratching the area. Just don't get the oven cleaner on the paint. Heat up the pipe some and put the cleaner to it and let it sit. If it doesn't succeed first time, let sit longer. You can use the cold formula too, but the regular works faster and easier
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All you need is WD-40 and 0000 steel wool. Just warm up the pipes. Spray a piece of steel wool with a lot of WD-40 and then use the steel wool on the pipes...works on anything that gets stuck on pipes!!!
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From: Green Country Oklahoma
There is a cat in my neighborhood that pissed on my pipes. I discovered it after a ride today. This stuff is like concrete, I can't get if off. I tried Fantastic, alcohol, bug and tar remover, and S100. No luck. I read Easy Off will work on pipe stains without hurting the chrome. I'm heading to the store to get some and try that. Anyone ever had this happen? What did you use? I f'n hate cats!!!!
You need a dog that hates cat like mine enter my property and guess what there is a one less cat.