Hiding $$ Spent From the Spouse
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Good thing I have a wife who is a bean counter. I some times wonder if I intentionally picked her for that reason. ... but then I remember my eyes falling out of my head and my tongue hitting the floor the first time I saw her and she was bent over a filing cabinet - fine ***, long sexy legs and long dark hair. I'm sure she could have been a ditch digger and it wouldn't have mattered. 
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I no longer try to hide my purchases from her. I tell her and hope for the best.
My neighbor used to intercept the FedEx guy for me and hide the parts until I got home. One day we walked out on the porch and there was a box of parts on the deck. I explained and she was ok. We went for a drive and when we come back the neighbor is walking away from our place with another box. I explain again but it took a little more effort. We go inside and I **** you not, there is message on the machine from the FedEx LTL depot stating that my PALLET of parts was in! She was good and mad for a week over all of that.
My neighbor used to intercept the FedEx guy for me and hide the parts until I got home. One day we walked out on the porch and there was a box of parts on the deck. I explained and she was ok. We went for a drive and when we come back the neighbor is walking away from our place with another box. I explain again but it took a little more effort. We go inside and I **** you not, there is message on the machine from the FedEx LTL depot stating that my PALLET of parts was in! She was good and mad for a week over all of that.
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Good thing I have a wife who is a bean counter. I some times wonder if I intentionally picked her for that reason. ... but then I remember my eyes falling out of my head and my tongue hitting the floor the first time I saw her and she was bent over a filing cabinet - fine ***, long sexy legs and long dark hair. I'm sure she could have been a ditch digger and it wouldn't have mattered.
Plus really us girls with really long dark hair are way better at .... Um bean counting that is it ..
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Then again, maybe it's a smart move. If they're trying to attract a man, appearing dumb is probably a good move, less intimidating.
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Long dark hair is the sexiest. I have no idea why blondes get so much attention. The mystery to me is the fake blondes. They know the stereotype of the dumb blonde (which too many blondes work to hard to uphold) - so... they willingly do something that will make people think "Dumb Blonde" on their first impression?
Then again, maybe it's a smart move. If they're trying to attract a man, appearing dumb is probably a good move, less intimidating.
Then again, maybe it's a smart move. If they're trying to attract a man, appearing dumb is probably a good move, less intimidating.
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