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christmas shopping for your Dyna
Be on the look out!
A "heads up" for those of you who may be Lowes customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking girls come over to your car
as you are packing your shopping into the trunk.
They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and windex,
with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.
It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip,
they say "No"
and instead, ask you for a ride to another store.
You agree and they get in the back seat.
On the way, they start undressing.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat
and starts crawling all over you,
while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen
October 4th, 9th, 10th,
twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th.
Also November 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th,
three times just yesterday
and very likely this coming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful.
A "heads up" for those of you who may be Lowes customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking girls come over to your car
as you are packing your shopping into the trunk.
They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and windex,
with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.
It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip,
they say "No"
and instead, ask you for a ride to another store.
You agree and they get in the back seat.
On the way, they start undressing.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat
and starts crawling all over you,
while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen
October 4th, 9th, 10th,
twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th.
Also November 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th,
three times just yesterday
and very likely this coming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful.
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There must be a ring of them....same thing has been happening to me....It's a good thing I'm not married any more. Two of them followed me home yesterday....I never knew how dirty an apartment could get. But it sure is fun watching them clean it. Then they have to clean themselves , of course I had to help. It seemed like the gentlemanly thing to do after all they had done.
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ORIGINAL: mudpuddle
Be on the look out!
A "heads up" for those of you who may be Lowes customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking girls come over to your car
as you are packing your shopping into the trunk.
They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and windex,
with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.
It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip,
they say "No"
and instead, ask you for a ride to another store.
You agree and they get in the back seat.
On the way, they start undressing.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat
and starts crawling all over you,
while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen
October 4th, 9th, 10th,
twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th.
Also November 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th,
three times just yesterday
and very likely this coming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful.
Be on the look out!
A "heads up" for those of you who may be Lowes customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.
Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking girls come over to your car
as you are packing your shopping into the trunk.
They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and windex,
with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.
It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip,
they say "No"
and instead, ask you for a ride to another store.
You agree and they get in the back seat.
On the way, they start undressing.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat
and starts crawling all over you,
while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen
October 4th, 9th, 10th,
twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th.
Also November 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th,
three times just yesterday
and very likely this coming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful.
hm.... funny... that usually happens at "massage parlors" around here...
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That is the exact reason why I have a chain on my wallet.
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RE: christmas shopping for your Dyna
ORIGINAL: mudpuddle
I had my wallet stolen
October 4th, 9th, 10th,
twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th.
Also November 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th,
three times just yesterday
and very likely this coming weekend.
I had my wallet stolen
October 4th, 9th, 10th,
twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th.
Also November 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th,
three times just yesterday
and very likely this coming weekend.
Next time have an empty wallet in a "hard" to reach spot...the only thing in it should be a blank piece of paper stating "I.O.U."
RMFAO
LOL, That was a good one!
Mud...you the man!
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From: NZ but live in Dorset, England
RE: christmas shopping for your Dyna
ORIGINAL: mudpuddle
three times just yesterday
three times just yesterday
ps v good Mud ... i'll start looking to see if I can find any of them over here !