Louisiana
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RE: Louisiana
ORIGINAL: UltraKla$$ic
If you move to Louisiana, go ahead and plan on giving HALF of your earnings to the welfare system. These cockroaches do well here. Oh, get ready to pay outrageous insurance premiums so the state officials can get their cut too. .........Sespool.
Your vehicle will last approx. a year from the time you take-up residence because the roads will destroy it in no time. Your pre-school children will excel in a highschool classroom with no problem at all as little Cedric holds the rest of the class back. Your wife will leave you for some beer drinking redneck that wears wife beater shirts, stanky breath and 2 teeth to his name that drives a four wheel drive with welded on bumpers.You'll think WalMarts is comparable to Sacs Fifth Avenue. You'll learn to steal, cheat, and pillage to keep from going to work. Other than these few perks, it's fine. Please don't make me say I told you so, move on.
If you move to Louisiana, go ahead and plan on giving HALF of your earnings to the welfare system. These cockroaches do well here. Oh, get ready to pay outrageous insurance premiums so the state officials can get their cut too. .........Sespool.
Your vehicle will last approx. a year from the time you take-up residence because the roads will destroy it in no time. Your pre-school children will excel in a highschool classroom with no problem at all as little Cedric holds the rest of the class back. Your wife will leave you for some beer drinking redneck that wears wife beater shirts, stanky breath and 2 teeth to his name that drives a four wheel drive with welded on bumpers.You'll think WalMarts is comparable to Sacs Fifth Avenue. You'll learn to steal, cheat, and pillage to keep from going to work. Other than these few perks, it's fine. Please don't make me say I told you so, move on.
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From: Po-Dunk Looziana
RE: Louisiana
ORIGINAL: aviator
c'mon - don't hold back... tell us how you really feel.... it'll do you good to get it off your chest.
ORIGINAL: UltraKla$$ic
If you move to Louisiana, go ahead and plan on giving HALF of your earnings to the welfare system. These cockroaches do well here. Oh, get ready to pay outrageous insurance premiums so the state officials can get their cut too. .........Sespool. Your vehicle will last approx. a year from the time you take-up residence because the roads will destroy it in no time. Your pre-school children will excel in a highschool classroom with no problem at all as little Cedric holds the rest of the class back. Your wife will leave you for some beer drinking redneck that wears wife beater shirts, stanky breath and 2 teeth to his name that drives a four wheel drive with welded on bumpers.You'll think WalMarts is comparable to Sacs Fifth Avenue. You'll learn to steal, cheat, and pillage to keep from going to work. Other than these few perks, it's fine. Please don't make me say I told you so, move on.
If you move to Louisiana, go ahead and plan on giving HALF of your earnings to the welfare system. These cockroaches do well here. Oh, get ready to pay outrageous insurance premiums so the state officials can get their cut too. .........Sespool.
Your vehicle will last approx. a year from the time you take-up residence because the roads will destroy it in no time. Your pre-school children will excel in a highschool classroom with no problem at all as little Cedric holds the rest of the class back. Your wife will leave you for some beer drinking redneck that wears wife beater shirts, stanky breath and 2 teeth to his name that drives a four wheel drive with welded on bumpers.You'll think WalMarts is comparable to Sacs Fifth Avenue. You'll learn to steal, cheat, and pillage to keep from going to work. Other than these few perks, it's fine. Please don't make me say I told you so, move on.
Truth. Wait till his daughter brings home Bubba Gump who could eat peanuts out of a coke bottle or even eat corn thru a picket fence without difficulty and tells him she is pregnant for someone other than Bubba's child.....................uuugggghhhh.........my poor paycheck.[>:][&o]
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RE: Louisiana
ORIGINAL: UltraKla$$ic
If you move to Louisiana, go ahead and plan on giving HALF of your earnings to the welfare system. These cockroaches do well here. Oh, get ready to pay outrageous insurance premiums so the state officials can get their cut too. .........Sespool. Your vehicle will last approx. a year from the time you take-up residence because the roads will destroy it in no time. Your pre-school children will excel in a highschool classroom with no problem at all as little Cedric holds the rest of the class back. Your wife will leave you for some beer drinking redneck that wears wife beater shirts, stanky breath and 2 teeth to his name that drives a four wheel drive with welded on bumpers.You'll think WalMarts is comparable to Sacs Fifth Avenue. You'll learn to steal, cheat, and pillage to keep from going to work. Other than these few perks, it's fine. Please don't make me say I told you so, move on.
If you move to Louisiana, go ahead and plan on giving HALF of your earnings to the welfare system. These cockroaches do well here. Oh, get ready to pay outrageous insurance premiums so the state officials can get their cut too. .........Sespool.
Your vehicle will last approx. a year from the time you take-up residence because the roads will destroy it in no time. Your pre-school children will excel in a highschool classroom with no problem at all as little Cedric holds the rest of the class back. Your wife will leave you for some beer drinking redneck that wears wife beater shirts, stanky breath and 2 teeth to his name that drives a four wheel drive with welded on bumpers.You'll think WalMarts is comparable to Sacs Fifth Avenue. You'll learn to steal, cheat, and pillage to keep from going to work. Other than these few perks, it's fine. Please don't make me say I told you so, move on.
You think he's kidding don't you?[sm=trust_me.gif]
And they are high class compared to us here in Mississippi......
RE: Louisiana
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Well, Max. I'm not very familiar with Alexandria, but I'm in the neighborhood. Just east of Lafayette. If you end up down here, we'll have to get together for a beer or three.
You're in the Lafayette area?Would you happen by chance to knowanyone froman outfit called M&D Industries of Louisiana?
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RE: Louisiana
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ORIGINAL: UltraKla$$ic
If you move to Louisiana, go ahead and plan on giving HALF of your earnings to the welfare system. These cockroaches do well here. Oh, get ready to pay outrageous insurance premiums so the state officials can get their cut too. .........Sespool. Your vehicle will last approx. a year from the time you take-up residence because the roads will destroy it in no time. Your pre-school children will excel in a highschool classroom with no problem at all as little Cedric holds the rest of the class back. Your wife will leave you for some beer drinking redneck that wears wife beater shirts, stanky breath and 2 teeth to his name that drives a four wheel drive with welded on bumpers.You'll think WalMarts is comparable to Sacs Fifth Avenue. You'll learn to steal, cheat, and pillage to keep from going to work. Other than these few perks, it's fine. Please don't make me say I told you so, move on.
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ORIGINAL: UltraKla$$ic
If you move to Louisiana, go ahead and plan on giving HALF of your earnings to the welfare system. These cockroaches do well here. Oh, get ready to pay outrageous insurance premiums so the state officials can get their cut too. .........Sespool.
Your vehicle will last approx. a year from the time you take-up residence because the roads will destroy it in no time. Your pre-school children will excel in a highschool classroom with no problem at all as little Cedric holds the rest of the class back. Your wife will leave you for some beer drinking redneck that wears wife beater shirts, stanky breath and 2 teeth to his name that drives a four wheel drive with welded on bumpers.You'll think WalMarts is comparable to Sacs Fifth Avenue. You'll learn to steal, cheat, and pillage to keep from going to work. Other than these few perks, it's fine. Please don't make me say I told you so, move on. [/blockquote]
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From: Po-Dunk Looziana
RE: Louisiana
ORIGINAL: Maxcustody
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ORIGINAL: UltraKla$$ic
If you move to Louisiana, go ahead and plan on giving HALF of your earnings to the welfare system. These cockroaches do well here. Oh, get ready to pay outrageous insurance premiums so the state officials can get their cut too. .........Sespool. Your vehicle will last approx. a year from the time you take-up residence because the roads will destroy it in no time. Your pre-school children will excel in a highschool classroom with no problem at all as little Cedric holds the rest of the class back. Your wife will leave you for some beer drinking redneck that wears wife beater shirts, stanky breath and 2 teeth to his name that drives a four wheel drive with welded on bumpers.You'll think WalMarts is comparable to Sacs Fifth Avenue. You'll learn to steal, cheat, and pillage to keep from going to work. Other than these few perks, it's fine. Please don't make me say I told you so, move on.
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Well I appreciate all the friendly advice from you all. First off, I am already on welfare, how do you think I pay for my bike. I don't have insurance and don't plan on getting any, it costs too much anyway, besides when I hit someone I'll say it's their fault and sue them. I home school my kids and there are smart, one is 23 and the other is 34 and they can almost get thru their abc's, they're right on track. I don't have a wife, cause I married my sister, she's family, she is talking about moving in with my brother though, he has 3 teeth, does that count? I really don't like Walmart,I do all my shopping at the dollar store. I think I'll love it there....
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ORIGINAL: UltraKla$$ic
If you move to Louisiana, go ahead and plan on giving HALF of your earnings to the welfare system. These cockroaches do well here. Oh, get ready to pay outrageous insurance premiums so the state officials can get their cut too. .........Sespool.
Your vehicle will last approx. a year from the time you take-up residence because the roads will destroy it in no time. Your pre-school children will excel in a highschool classroom with no problem at all as little Cedric holds the rest of the class back. Your wife will leave you for some beer drinking redneck that wears wife beater shirts, stanky breath and 2 teeth to his name that drives a four wheel drive with welded on bumpers.You'll think WalMarts is comparable to Sacs Fifth Avenue. You'll learn to steal, cheat, and pillage to keep from going to work. Other than these few perks, it's fine. Please don't make me say I told you so, move on. [/blockquote]
Cuz, is that you?[sm=welcomesign.gif] How'sLil' Billy and Gertie doing?!?!?!
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RE: Louisiana
Ultrakla$$ic!! I had to check and make sure I didnt post that. My thoughts exactly!! Well Maxcustody you have been warned. I would say Texas.
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From: Po-Dunk Looziana
RE: Louisiana
ORIGINAL: Maxcustody
They are doing great, I don't know if you heard, Billy got 1 ear torn off by the family dog, but he is doing good now, still has 1 good ear.
They are doing great, I don't know if you heard, Billy got 1 ear torn off by the family dog, but he is doing good now, still has 1 good ear.
I see you work in the prison system? Good, most of the inmates will be your neighbor when they get out this weekend.
They'll be out cruisin in the Lincoln Navigator with 26" Dubs while your working your azz off to keep Lil' Billy and Gertie fed and watered.