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My kids (7and9) are on Spring break and they don't fit in the saddlebags anymore. I want to go out and play and all they want to do is argue with me and each other. They are too old to bring any profit on ebay and too young to kick out. I come to the forum for sanity in my time of need.
I have now stripped the scoot down to the frame and polished everything and reinstalled. I am on my seventh coat of wax while hiding out in the garage.
Ever seen the shining? I think you get the picture!
I suggest a Swedish Nanny (she is one according to the blurb!), she looks after the kids, you get to look at her and ride your bike. I must add I can't take responsibility for what you wife will say thou!!!
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