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Old May 9, 2006 | 12:43 PM
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Being a Police Officer, I have heard lots of excuses to try to get out of a ticket. Now in my area we have alot of immature young kids on crotch rockets that dont know how to ride so I hear alot of crap from them but never much trouble from the Harley group until this year. Seems like the younger kids are getting Harleys for image and still cant ride. Lots of accidents around here and its not that warm yet.
 
Old May 9, 2006 | 12:57 PM
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My wife left me for a cop. I was speeding trying to get away because I thought you where the cop trying to bring her back.
 
Old May 9, 2006 | 01:05 PM
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Old May 9, 2006 | 01:06 PM
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One that worked for me. "My wife and I are trying to have kids and I only have 5 more minutes to get this sample to the doctors office" He just grinned handed me my liscense and said hurry up then its a matter of life and death. He never asked to see the cup or anything. Next time I get stopped I am gonna try using it again as long as it isnt the same cop.
 
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LMAO!!!!

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My wife left me for a cop. I was speeding trying to get away because I thought you where the cop trying to bring her back.
 
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My wife left me for a cop. I was speeding trying to get away because I thought you where the cop trying to bring her back.
ROTFLMAO!!!!Gotta remember that one
 
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I just found out my brother is at the Honda dealership getting ready to buy one, and I gotta stop him!
 

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I just found out my brother is at the Honda dealership getting ready to buy one, and I gotta stop him!
The only thing the cop should say is "hurry up!"
 
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I'm late for my MSF course. Or better yet...Ok I'll have a small coffee, two glazed and one boston creme.......
 
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One of the best ones that I heard on here a long time ago was.

I'm sorry Officer, I didn't hear your siren because my pipes are too loud.
 



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