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Old May 15, 2006 | 02:49 PM
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Ok, I'm writing this down...

#187. Buzzards, Do NOT punch while riding on motorcycle. (Can cause serious injury or death.)


Ok, Thanks, got it!!
 
Old May 15, 2006 | 03:24 PM
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I hit a Turkey Vulture this past fall with my full size pickup. I was going about 45 mph, it jumped up off the side of the road and hit my grill. Busted it up pretty good, not to mention I could feel the impact when I hit it. I'm guessing the bird weighed about 20 lbs. It flew away after I hit it[sm=jawdrop.gif]

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Old May 15, 2006 | 11:00 PM
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ORIGINAL: Basz

This may be grounds for a new name Bryan!

LMAO
I was thinking "Turkey" Buzzard... [8D]
 
Old May 16, 2006 | 01:21 AM
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ORIGINAL: Bryan TTM

while riding on a country road recently, i saw a buzzard gettin lunch in my lane....he rose to fly and was headed straight down the road, same direction as me....lumberin on at shoulder height...i was doin 60 or so....i punched him....damn near took me down...PLUS, he $hit on me....buzzards must weigh alot cause i thought i'd dislocated my shoulder......i have absolutely no idea why i did that, worse than a damn kid...i wont do it again tho
Okay,so now I got this image of a Texan in a white pimp outfit,smoking a big cuban,riding on the interstate,takin a swing at a buzzard.

WTF WERE YOU THINKIN?
 
Old May 17, 2006 | 03:57 PM
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Next time try a "Donkey Punch." However, it can still be painful if you don't ask first. [sm=wootwoot.gif]
 
Old May 17, 2006 | 04:55 PM
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Flying in formation just wasn't good enough for you, huh Brian. Thought you would engage in a little aerial dog fighting. LMAO.kaaa.... Buzzard flight FA 2 niner bravo to nest hostile action observed....kaaa..engage....kaaa....brake right...Chit>FIRE...kaaa...Splash one biker.......nest to niner bravo....kaaa...nice shot....kaaa....RTB
 
Old May 17, 2006 | 05:17 PM
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Sorry Red Barron..ERR..Bryan, misspelled yer name.
 
Old May 17, 2006 | 05:58 PM
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Was it because he pulled right up alongside you instead of getting in a staggered formation?










You crack me up!
 
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ORIGINAL: Bryan TTM

while riding on a country road recently, i saw a buzzard gettin lunch in my lane....he rose to fly and was headed straight down the road, same direction as me....lumberin on at shoulder height...i was doin 60 or so....i punched him....damn near took me down...PLUS, he $hit on me....buzzards must weigh alot cause i thought i'd dislocated my shoulder......i have absolutely no idea why i did that, worse than a damn kid...i wont do it again tho

So Brian, ya literally knocked the crap outta him eh??.....good shot!....but next time nail him BEFORE he finishes lunch !! (less mess) LOL!
 
Old May 17, 2006 | 09:02 PM
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I thought this was somehow appropriate
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