DO NOT...DO THIS
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From: Virginia Beach
RE: DO NOT...DO THIS
Thanks for the great laugh...I am still laughing at "why" someone would punch a buzzard.......Maybe the ride was boring........smile....Its amazing that some of the things we do and we live to talk about it....... Stay safe.......
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From: Linden New Jersey
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ORIGINAL: Mood Swing
Okay,so now I got this image of a Texan in a white pimp outfit,smoking a big cuban,riding on the interstate,takin a swing at a buzzard.
WTF WERE YOU THINKIN?
ORIGINAL: Bryan TTM
while riding on a country road recently, i saw a buzzard gettin lunch in my lane....he rose to fly and was headed straight down the road, same direction as me....lumberin on at shoulder height...i was doin 60 or so....i punched him....damn near took me down...PLUS, he $hit on me....buzzards must weigh alot cause i thought i'd dislocated my shoulder......i have absolutely no idea why i did that, worse than a damn kid...i wont do it again tho
while riding on a country road recently, i saw a buzzard gettin lunch in my lane....he rose to fly and was headed straight down the road, same direction as me....lumberin on at shoulder height...i was doin 60 or so....i punched him....damn near took me down...PLUS, he $hit on me....buzzards must weigh alot cause i thought i'd dislocated my shoulder......i have absolutely no idea why i did that, worse than a damn kid...i wont do it again tho
WTF WERE YOU THINKIN?
Thats the same image I had when I first read this thread
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ORIGINAL: KBFXDLI
Ok, I'm writing this down...
#187. Buzzards, Do NOT punch while riding on motorcycle. (Can cause serious injury or death.)
Ok, Thanks, got it!!
Ok, I'm writing this down...
#187. Buzzards, Do NOT punch while riding on motorcycle. (Can cause serious injury or death.)
Ok, Thanks, got it!!
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Dude, that has to be the funniest thing I have heard since my first wife told me she was moving to another state with her boyfriend and did I want to come? Hummmm, come to think of it, I got crapped on that time too.
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From: Sunapee, NH
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I got bored while heade east bound on a super slab cross country run. I ran into a long section of construction and a detour had me cut across the medium and split the west side. Had lots of xtra tall orange cones. Like I said I was bored, well I figured I raise my right leg and stiff kick orange cones til I was bored with that. I was rolling strong about 75 mph, kicked up my right leg and Wham!@#$%&*&%$#!!!! I thought my hip shattered. The pain was so great I had to pull over and walk it off. To this day my hip still hurts on cold rainy wet days. So I decided that the reason that those cones are orange is so if anyone wants to kick cones they can know for sure they need not kick the orange ones. lol
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ORIGINAL: QT Hush
Or spanked a Monkey.
ORIGINAL: zoomn_u
LOL.... Thats funny stuff
Next thing you'll tell us is you choked a chicken
LOL.... Thats funny stuff
Next thing you'll tell us is you choked a chicken
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Man, I feel bad. The worst I ever hit was a bat, and it was one of those little ones. Caught it on the visor of the helmet though, so when we pulled over, I got my wife to look at my face. When I put my face in the headlight, she screamed and almost fainted. Seems the poor little bugger blew up and covered my face with bat innards. The wife thought it was mine. hehe[:'(]