DO NOT...DO THIS
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RE: DO NOT...DO THIS
In all likelyhood the buzzard barfed on you instead. Mother nature provides them the capability to barf when confronted with a fight or flight situation. It lightens their weight and allows them faster and more maneuverable flight. 
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RE: DO NOT...DO THIS
ORIGINAL: zoomn_u
LOL.... Thats funny stuff
Next thing you'll tell us is you choked a chicken
LOL.... Thats funny stuff
Next thing you'll tell us is you choked a chicken
Man, i'm not sure who is more sick, you or I, but I darn near pizzed myself when I read this. Still can't read it without laughing!
John
RE: DO NOT...DO THIS
I hit a bird once also. It was a small one nothing big. Hit me on my helmet right above the eyes. That little fu*ker still pushed my helmet back and gave me a head ache. I would not want to tangle with anything bigger than a sparrow. I guess you could that buzzard sh*t knocked you.
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1.- thats some funny **** , sounds like something I might have tried once.But now I know the weight a buzzard carries.
2. Im from the south and our graveyards are full of dudes whos last words were
" Hey Y'all watch this ****...."
2. Im from the south and our graveyards are full of dudes whos last words were
" Hey Y'all watch this ****...."
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From: Deer Park, Texas
RE: DO NOT...DO THIS
ORIGINAL: Bryan TTM
while riding on a country road recently, i saw a buzzard gettin lunch in my lane....he rose to fly and was headed straight down the road, same direction as me....lumberin on at shoulder height...i was doin 60 or so....i punched him....damn near took me down...PLUS, he $hit on me....buzzards must weigh alot cause i thought i'd dislocated my shoulder......i have absolutely no idea why i did that, worse than a damn kid...i wont do it again tho
while riding on a country road recently, i saw a buzzard gettin lunch in my lane....he rose to fly and was headed straight down the road, same direction as me....lumberin on at shoulder height...i was doin 60 or so....i punched him....damn near took me down...PLUS, he $hit on me....buzzards must weigh alot cause i thought i'd dislocated my shoulder......i have absolutely no idea why i did that, worse than a damn kid...i wont do it again tho
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From: Deer Park, Texas
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OK so At this bar on the Florida/Alabama line they have a big deal every year called the "Mullet Toss" you think we could start an annual competition called the "Buzzard Punch" we could have the competition at the ROT rally or maybe a "Stork Stomp" at the Galveston Rally?
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I'll take it you weren't wearing your fowl weather gear, eh? Black striped leathers, with the feathered collar?? I mean ............ who thinks these things???
Wonder if Speedster has a pic for this?? ROFLMAO!!! Thanks I needed that......
Wonder if Speedster has a pic for this?? ROFLMAO!!! Thanks I needed that......
ORIGINAL: Bryan TTM
while riding on a country road recently, i saw a buzzard gettin lunch in my lane....he rose to fly and was headed straight down the road, same direction as me....lumberin on at shoulder height...i was doin 60 or so....i punched him....damn near took me down...PLUS, he $hit on me....buzzards must weigh alot cause i thought i'd dislocated my shoulder......i have absolutely no idea why i did that, worse than a damn kid...i wont do it again tho
while riding on a country road recently, i saw a buzzard gettin lunch in my lane....he rose to fly and was headed straight down the road, same direction as me....lumberin on at shoulder height...i was doin 60 or so....i punched him....damn near took me down...PLUS, he $hit on me....buzzards must weigh alot cause i thought i'd dislocated my shoulder......i have absolutely no idea why i did that, worse than a damn kid...i wont do it again tho
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RE: DO NOT...DO THIS
ORIGINAL: whaap
In all likelyhood the buzzard barfed on you instead. Mother nature provides them the capability to barf when confronted with a fight or flight situation. It lightens their weight and allows them faster and more maneuverable flight.
In all likelyhood the buzzard barfed on you instead. Mother nature provides them the capability to barf when confronted with a fight or flight situation. It lightens their weight and allows them faster and more maneuverable flight.
Why do you know this?