Nuts!
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Nuts!
OK, been riding just over a year now. Traded an FXST for a Heritage Classic a couple of weeks ago. The improvement in ride is amazing. Love it on the highway - love it around town. So comfortable I could sleep on this thing. Only one problem remains, pinched nuts. I find myself constantly squirmming around while moving and rearranging my package at every stop. I don't think I'm too much larger than average although I haven't looked at others to see if that's true, but I'm just wondering if you guys have the same problem. I wear briefs now but I'm thinking about going commando. Might consider castration - the bikes almost better than sex anyway. Come on speak up and help out a fellow rider.
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RE: Nuts!
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Castration is NOT necessary.........just hook up with my ex-wife and guaranteed you won't have any nuts in 6 months....
Castration is NOT necessary.........just hook up with my ex-wife and guaranteed you won't have any nuts in 6 months....
It usually takes a couple of sit downs to get comfortable...on bad days I reach right in and drag em out ...but I also have no couth either. This just don't sound right.
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RE: Nuts!
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LMAO!
It usually takes a couple of sit downs to get comfortable...on bad days I reach right in and drag em out ...but I also have no couth either. This just don't sound right.
ORIGINAL: KBFXDLI
Castration is NOT necessary.........just hook up with my ex-wife and guaranteed you won't have any nuts in 6 months....
Castration is NOT necessary.........just hook up with my ex-wife and guaranteed you won't have any nuts in 6 months....
It usually takes a couple of sit downs to get comfortable...on bad days I reach right in and drag em out ...but I also have no couth either. This just don't sound right.
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RE: Nuts!
Some suggestions:
1) Get some of those stretch undershorts like the bicycle riders wear. Sort of keeps everything in the right place.
2) Use a lot of powder. I use corn starch.
3) Get some "diamond gusset" jeans. They have a scooch more room. Go to http://www.gussetclothing.com/ for more info.
The combination of these three things pretty much solved my problems. [sm=groupwave.gif]
1) Get some of those stretch undershorts like the bicycle riders wear. Sort of keeps everything in the right place.
2) Use a lot of powder. I use corn starch.
3) Get some "diamond gusset" jeans. They have a scooch more room. Go to http://www.gussetclothing.com/ for more info.
The combination of these three things pretty much solved my problems. [sm=groupwave.gif]
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RE: Nuts!
Never heard of that one before. I've been caught by some unwitting gal on an occasion or two as I was adjusting my "package" before mounting her...the bike that is Guess popping a few Viagras before a ride isn't and option 
Guess popping a few Viagras before a ride isn't and option