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Old Jan 25, 2011 | 03:25 PM
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A couple of yrs ago I was working on my Gold Wing, something very simple that required removing a plastic panel. Well one of those black rubber gromets fell out of it's hole. I searched the garage floor, under the bike, everywhere I could think of. It over 110 deg in my garage and I'm sweating bullets and am soaked for 45 mins of searching. I get my glasses and scratched a lens against the under carriage still no joy.

Wife comes out and asked what's wrong. I told her the above. She looks down and picks up the f&$@ing grommet laying on the lower frame and asked, is this it?

She finds it in less than 10 seconds.
 
Old Jan 25, 2011 | 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by oldairboater
Ever locked your keys in you Jeep with the soft top on in a Walmart parking lot and then though ---oh crap, how do I get the jeep unlocked? Yes, I did that. I then took my finger and unzipped the drivers side plastic window. I then reached in and removed the keys from the ignition switch. Zipped back up the window and left the hard half door still locked. I was laughing at myself the whole time.
Helped out a woman who locked her keys in her BMW in Walmart parking lot this past fall. I reached in car thru the drivers window that was rolled down and got the keys and handed them to her. She was red-faced to say the least!
 
Old Jan 25, 2011 | 04:23 PM
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At my age there is no such thing as a rerun or making the same mistake twice.

At my age there is no such thing as a rerun or making the same mistake twice.
 
Old Jan 25, 2011 | 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by RussL
If it ain't broke, work on it until it is.
.....or the ever-popular - "fix it till it's broke". Short & sweet.
 
Old Jan 25, 2011 | 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted by exemexer
.....or the ever-popular - "fix it till it's broke". Short & sweet.

Had several bosses over the years who believed that mantra to the bone , you could tell they'd never had dirty fingernails ever .
 
Old Jan 25, 2011 | 05:32 PM
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Next time you even consider that you are having an idiot moment check out that TV show about addictions, talk about dumbass people. One chick that eats little kids chalk, one chick that eats the foam from couches and some folks that eat laundry detergent. Hell your problem is nothing....
 
Old Jan 25, 2011 | 05:44 PM
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Been married 4 times, nuff said......
 
Old Jan 25, 2011 | 05:49 PM
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Had almost the same problem putting a lepera p-pad on, how am I gonna get my hand in there? Duh, put the bike on the jack, had plenty of room. Took me a while of cussin and such before I really felt like a dope.
 
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Old Jan 25, 2011 | 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted by nytryder
Been married 4 times, nuff said......

You win ..................
 
Old Jan 25, 2011 | 06:19 PM
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Originally Posted by voudoujoe
Ever start something and then realize you were having an "idiot moment"? I did today.

Had a 2-up stock seat on my Fat Bob and went to install a new solo seat. Took off the stock seat and popped the clip off the nut that runs up through the fender that the rear seat bolt screws into. I don't know what it's called, but it's that nut with the little tab on it. Attached is a picture.

What should have been 2 minute job took 20 minutes once I got done putting the fender and tail lights back together.
Way too often. When I got my Sportster (first bike) this nut was missing from the fender too. The seller rode the bike with the seat just sitting on the bike. Told me the nut had "broke off" and I'd have to get someone to weld a new one in place...

...thank god I happened to notice the whole wasn't perfectly round and that led me to do a little research and find out that I didn't need weld anything. LOL Would have been so pissed...
 



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