Douchebag Neighbor
Cruiser
Joined: Jun 2008
Posts: 177
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From: Central Ohio
Remids me of several years ago when I was mowing grass at about 10 a.m. on a Saturday morning. A neighbor who had borrowed tools many times and always seemed to know when I was in the garage working and having a beer seemed to find his way over and never turned down a beer but this day he asks me not to mow so early because he and his family liked to sleep in on Saturdays. My answer was; if you come back across my yard again I'm going to kick your ****. He left, never came back around again and they moved in about six months. Worked well for me.
Road Warrior
Joined: Jul 2009
Posts: 1,417
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From: North Texas
I live in an older neighborhood where most of us own our homes and have lived here for many years.
Two years ago our neighbor two doors down died and his family sold the house to an investor who in turn rented it out.
The first day I rode after they moved in, the renter came down and told me he did not like e riding in front of his house and if i continued he would call the law.
OOOH, scared me so I made a point of going out IN FRONT OF HIS HOUSE. He called the law several times but they kept telling him there was nothing they could do as no laws were broken
After 3 weeks of this I decided to have a bar b que for my MC. Although not a 1% club, we do like to have fun. That day we had over 30 bikes parked up and down the street including in front of his house (all legally parked)
Yep he called the law, they came out and said he told them we were drunk and riding up and down the street. Cop checked everyone, no drunks and all bikes were still parked.
They wound up citing the complainer for filing a false report. He moved out the following weekend
Two years ago our neighbor two doors down died and his family sold the house to an investor who in turn rented it out.
The first day I rode after they moved in, the renter came down and told me he did not like e riding in front of his house and if i continued he would call the law.
OOOH, scared me so I made a point of going out IN FRONT OF HIS HOUSE. He called the law several times but they kept telling him there was nothing they could do as no laws were broken
After 3 weeks of this I decided to have a bar b que for my MC. Although not a 1% club, we do like to have fun. That day we had over 30 bikes parked up and down the street including in front of his house (all legally parked)
Yep he called the law, they came out and said he told them we were drunk and riding up and down the street. Cop checked everyone, no drunks and all bikes were still parked.
They wound up citing the complainer for filing a false report. He moved out the following weekend
Road Captain
Joined: May 2011
Posts: 526
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From: WF-Texas!
..get a set up like Tommy Chong had in "Up IN SMOKE" when he parked his Harley in the living room, hooked up a 20 foot length of flex-pipe to his bike exhaust, ran it out his window aimed at his A-Hole neighbor, and fired up the bike, just sitting on it parked, revving the crap out of it ....you might need 200'..but so be it...
Tourer
Joined: May 2010
Posts: 350
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From: Floridia
Road Master
Joined: Apr 2008
Posts: 1,000
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From: S.E. NC
I want an invite to the party too. Ain't but an hour or so ride. I'll bring the leaking, drag pipe equipped, Ironhead.
I could bring a friend or 12 too. Should be fun.
Any rules against tents in the yard?????????????? Stripper poles??????????????
I could bring a friend or 12 too. Should be fun.
Any rules against tents in the yard?????????????? Stripper poles??????????????
Road Warrior
Joined: Aug 2007
Posts: 1,979
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From: Central IL
What suprises me the most about this thread is that none of the halo wearing do-gooders have got on here and ridiculed you for being an annoying, inconsiderate a-hole.
Ignore Rick the "rhymes with...." I'm with a lot of others on here. If he keeps complaining, really start being a PITA and show him he should have minded his own business in the first place.
Ignore Rick the "rhymes with...." I'm with a lot of others on here. If he keeps complaining, really start being a PITA and show him he should have minded his own business in the first place.
Road Warrior
Joined: May 2011
Posts: 1,396
Likes: 7
From: Connecticut :(
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