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hmmmmmmmmmm......... it's sorta perverted to like oil puddles under your bike........
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I suggest you fix the leaks and just keep your used oil after a change and drip some about here &\\;\\\\\\; there to satisfy the perversion.
Perverted? YEAH! !!! It's just not right to pour old oil under my own scoot so I pour little puddles under other peoples bikes when they aren't looking then try to keep a straight face when they spot it. Hermit
hmmmmmmmmmm......... it's sorta perverted to like oil puddles under your bike........
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I suggest you fix the leaks and just keep your used oil after a change and drip some about here &\\;\\\\\\;\\\\\\\\\\\\\\; there to satisfy the perversion.
Perverted? YEAH! !!! It's just not right to pour old oil under my own scoot so I pour little puddles under other peoples bikes when they aren't looking then try to keep a straight face when they spot it. Hermit
so i went to check out the bike, it looked nice.... but.... the battery wouldnt hold a charge, had to jump the bike, had to keep it throttled the whole time or it died and it smoked like it was going to catch fire.... i was bummed and did not buy the bike, but it was a nice ride out there and i got to ride an old harley that was what i thought all old harleys should be. thanks to everybody for their help and i laughed my *** off at the oil spill trick.... thanks again to all
thats a good one!!!! didnt need to, the poor engine was burning it up quicker than i could do that, i will remember that for the next time i go out though
thats a good one!!!! didnt need to, the poor engine was burning it up quicker than i could do that, i will remember that for the next time i go out though
Just need a little squeeze bottle. Easy, there is always a few seconds someone isn't looking like at a pit stop when they light up and look off at the view. Squirt some and few min later, "hey bro check this oil, this just happen? That's leaking pretty bad..." Of course there are other things to do too, interesting and amusing things of course[8D] Hermit
Oh ok, suppose you want to know what some are. Cut a roofing nail head off, leave just enough stem to fit between a tread on a front tire (bit of gum, lay on top of tire) then let 2/3 the air out. Do this at a stop where there is air. "Hey bro you got a nail!" Then after he freaks, when he picks it out, if he is bigger than you roll it to the air hose for him so he doesn't make you blow it back up with your lips. If he isn't then of course you can just fall down and laugh till the snot runs out your nose. Hermit
Another? Oh, OK. When your in lead and you all know where your going make sure (and don't screw it up) to use the opposite turn signal (arm for me) on EVERY SINGLE TURN. Then you'll soon hear, "Hey man, something wrong with your signals" "you're wiring is screwed, signals are backwards" \\; \\; Hermit
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