I'm retarded....
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From: Cardiff, CA
True, but he said he's been "riding for over 50 years". And he's hitting himself with his own bike? LOL Come on, that's funny.
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From: Oklahoma City
Perhaps that's one year's experience 50 times?
I bump my calfs on my wifes toes constantly when rocking back and forth at stop lights. I have to ride with the rear pegs up when I am solo or they are in the way constantly. I can't sit still at a light, constantly moving forward then pushing backwards like some ADD kid. And yes, sometimes I bump when I take off becuase when I lift my feet it's usually back then forward onto my boards. It's mostly becuase I have human knees that go front to back and not side to side. I haven't been riding for 50 years and could use a lot of lessons from the professionals here on the forum.
I bump my calfs on my wifes toes constantly when rocking back and forth at stop lights. I have to ride with the rear pegs up when I am solo or they are in the way constantly. I can't sit still at a light, constantly moving forward then pushing backwards like some ADD kid. And yes, sometimes I bump when I take off becuase when I lift my feet it's usually back then forward onto my boards. It's mostly becuase I have human knees that go front to back and not side to side. I haven't been riding for 50 years and could use a lot of lessons from the professionals here on the forum.
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If the guy can't tell the different between a Torx and an Allen bolt, he probably shouldn't be turning wrenches on his bike.
His next questions is going to be, how come neither a 7/16" or 3/8" wrench won't fit the nuts that hold the end cap on the front axle?
Know your limitations!