Softail Models Standard, Custom, Night Train, Deuce, Springer, Heritage, Fatboy, Deluxe, Rocker and Cross Bones.
Sponsored by:
Sponsored by:

Massive Poop Attack!

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old Sep 21, 2006 | 08:13 AM
  #1  
Heritage07's Avatar
Heritage07
Thread Starter
|
Road Warrior
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 1,323
Likes: 88
From: NJ
Default Massive Poop Attack!

So I am riding my Heritage home from work yesterday and WAM. Massive bird poop hits my windshield like a rocket. 6 inch diameter splat dead center. I started cracking up thinking if I did not have the windshield I would have had a nasty dinner!
 
Reply
Old Sep 21, 2006 | 11:16 AM
  #2  
flstfjeff's Avatar
flstfjeff
Tourer
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 255
Likes: 0
From: orange park,fl
Default RE: Massive Poop Attack!

Count yourself lucky,riding on A1A to Fernandina Beach,here in Fl.,I received a mouth full of seagull s*#t,no it does'nt taste like chicken.
 
Reply
Old Sep 21, 2006 | 11:36 AM
  #3  
badmo's Avatar
badmo
Road Master
Joined: Aug 2006
Posts: 1,039
Likes: 0
From: Orting, Wa.
Default RE: Massive Poop Attack!


ORIGINAL: Heritage07

So I am riding my Heritage home from work yesterday and WAM. Massive bird poop hits my windshield like a rocket. 6 inch diameter splat dead center. I started cracking up thinking if I did not have the windshield I would have had a nasty dinner!
Mmmm, thats good protein for Night Train riders.
 
Reply
Old Sep 21, 2006 | 12:40 PM
  #4  
Babs's Avatar
Babs
Outstanding HDF Member
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 2,380
Likes: 3
From: NC
Default RE: Massive Poop Attack!

ORIGINAL: flstfjeff
Count yourself lucky,riding on A1A to Fernandina Beach,here in Fl.,I received a mouth full of seagull s*#t,no it does'nt taste like chicken.
I wonder how much worse that is than a nice big fat juicy junebug. Definitely does NOT taste like chicken.

You know when you've had some serious fun on the parkway in springtime when you've bug guts smeared all over your face.
You know of course the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when he hits a windsheild or helmet or goggles.. His A$$!
 
Reply
Old Sep 21, 2006 | 02:43 PM
  #5  
nikonf8's Avatar
nikonf8
Supporter
15 Year Member
Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 2,429
Likes: 26
Supporter
Default RE: Massive Poop Attack!

I got hit by a big beetle and it felt like a rock another time had a bee get under my shirt while riding and i got stung bugs are no fun either
 
Reply
Old Sep 21, 2006 | 03:49 PM
  #6  
SDMF's Avatar
SDMF
Road Warrior
Joined: Mar 2006
Posts: 1,374
Likes: 0
From: Right Behind You
Default RE: Massive Poop Attack!

That reminds me of a joke I heard where a redneck, that was looking up, says, "It's a good thing I had mouth open or that bird woulda $hit right on my face."
 
Reply
Old Sep 21, 2006 | 04:39 PM
  #7  
Joshua Chane's Avatar
Joshua Chane
Advanced
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 72
Likes: 0
Default RE: Massive Poop Attack!


ORIGINAL: SDMF

That reminds me of a joke I heard where a redneck, that was looking up, says, "It's a good thing I had mouth open or that bird woulda $hit right on my face."

Now that is funny She-ot!!! Someone was going to say it!!!LOL


JOSH
 
Reply
Related Topics
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
Ryan David
Touring Models
28
Mar 16, 2021 03:49 PM
OlAndrew
General Harley Davidson Chat
16
Jul 15, 2017 09:53 PM
Whtwolf14
General Harley Davidson Chat
15
Oct 7, 2013 10:48 PM
Dogmann
Softail Models
9
Apr 3, 2008 02:13 PM
Dave_E
Touring Models
23
Feb 13, 2007 12:05 PM




All times are GMT -5. The time now is 11:29 PM.

story-0
7 Times Harley-Davidson Chucked Tradition Out the Window

Slideshow: Harley-Davidson built its reputation on nostalgia, but every so often, the company took a hard left turn into the future.

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-05-20 11:18:19


VIEW MORE
story-1
7 Surprising Harley-Davidson Products that Are Not Motorcycles

Slideshow: The bar-and-shield logo shows up on far more than motorcycles, some of the company's most unexpected products have nothing to do with riding.

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-04-29 16:50:35


VIEW MORE
story-2
8 Best Harley-Davidson Motorcycles Ever

Slideshow: Not every Harley gets it right, but these are the ones that genuinely earned their reputation.

By Pouria Savadkouei | 2026-04-15 14:23:21


VIEW MORE
story-3
10 Worst Harley-Davidson Motorcycles Ever

Slideshow: From the troubled AMF years to modern misfires, these bikes earned reputations for reliability issues, questionable engineering, or disappointing performance.

By Pouria Savadkouei | 2026-04-01 20:01:09


VIEW MORE
story-4
Killer Custom's Jail Break Is The Breakout That Refused to Blend In

Slideshow: Killer Custom's "Jail Breaker" build focuses more on stance and visual aggression than mechanical overhaul.

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-03-18 19:20:32


VIEW MORE
story-5
Crazy Bunderbike Build Looks Amazing, But Is It Impossible to Ride?

Slideshow: The Swiss custom shop has taken a Harley Softail and stretched it into something so long and low that it looks closer to a rolling sculpture than a conventional motorcycle.

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-03-07 16:15:30


VIEW MORE
story-6
Harley-Davidson Reveals Super Cool Cafe Racer Concept

Slideshow: Harley-Davidson's new RMCR concept revives the café racer formula with modern hardware-and it may be exactly the reset the company needs.

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-03-04 12:23:37


VIEW MORE
story-7
Engraved Rebellion: Inside Bundnerbike's Glam Rock II

Slideshow: A standard cruiser becomes an intricate metal canvas in the hands of a Swiss custom house known for pushing Harley-Davidson platforms far beyond their factory brief.

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-02-24 18:19:44


VIEW MORE
story-8
10 Motorcycles You Should Never Buy

Slideshow: There is no shortage of great motorcycles to buy, but we would avoid these ten.

By Joe Kucinski | 2026-02-19 14:50:51


VIEW MORE
story-9
10 Things Harley-Davidson Needs to Fix in 2026

Slideshow: Harley-Davidson's challenges aren't abstract; they show up in dropping shipments, shrinking dealer traffic, and strategic decisions that aren't yet translating into growth.

By Verdad Gallardo | 2026-01-13 18:33:17


VIEW MORE