So I am riding my Heritage home from work yesterday and WAM. Massive bird poop hits my windshield like a rocket. 6 inch diameter splat dead center. I started cracking up thinking if I did not have the windshield I would have had a nasty dinner!

 

Count yourself lucky,riding on A1A to Fernandina Beach,here in Fl.,I received a mouth full of seagull s*#t,no it does'nt taste like chicken.

 

Mmmm, thats good protein for Night Train riders.

 

I wonder how much worse that is than a nice big fat juicy junebug. Definitely does NOT taste like chicken.

You know when you've had some serious fun on the parkway in springtime when you've bug guts smeared all over your face.
You know of course the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when he hits a windsheild or helmet or goggles.. His A$$!

 

I got hit by a big beetle and it felt like a rock another time had a bee get under my shirt while riding and i got stung bugs are no fun either

 

That reminds me of a joke I heard where a redneck, that was looking up, says, "It's a good thing I had mouth open or that bird woulda $hit right on my face."

 

Now that is funny She-ot!!! Someone was going to say it!!!LOL


JOSH