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Old Dec 4, 2012 | 05:04 AM
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Originally Posted by FLYING_BURRITO_BROTHER
Look everyone...a d**k measuring contest broke out!!!! LOL!
So two Texans were peeing off a bridge over a river one day. One said,
"Man, that water sure is cold"
The other said,
"Deep, too."
 

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Old Dec 4, 2012 | 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Warp Factor
So two Texans were peeing off a bridge over a river one day. One said,
"Man, that water sure is cold"
The other said,
"Deep, too."
 
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Old Dec 5, 2012 | 06:33 AM
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Originally Posted by sgod1100
I'm open to race anything, but I'm not going to NJ to do it
Where then?
NJ pines is a biker/rider secret, very few cars and 2 mile straights, been a lot of fun and a learning experience for the guys that like to see what they can do and the"my richard is bigger" crowd. I've been suprised a few times myself at skills and the lack of them when the rubber hits the road.
 
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Old Dec 5, 2012 | 06:58 AM
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Originally Posted by mjrfd99
Where then?
NJ pines is a biker/rider secret, very few cars and 2 mile straights, been a lot of fun and a learning experience for the guys that like to see what they can do and the"my richard is bigger" crowd. I've been suprised a few times myself at skills and the lack of them when the rubber hits the road.
Well, considering I live in Rockford, IL, NJ pines is quite a hike from where I live. I can't afford to take off work to go race....lol. Maybe if I was single and not married i would consider it, but I don't think the wife would be too happy if I said "I'm going racing, be back in a few days"!! I can't stand the "my richard is bigger" crowd. I have done everything to my bike because I wanted to....not because i wanted to impress everyone else.
 
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Old Dec 6, 2012 | 07:30 AM
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Originally Posted by sgod1100
Well, considering I live in Rockford, IL, NJ pines is quite a hike from where I live. I can't afford to take off work to go race....lol. Maybe if I was single and not married i would consider it, but I don't think the wife would be too happy if I said "I'm going racing, be back in a few days"!! I can't stand the "my richard is bigger" crowd. I have done everything to my bike because I wanted to....not because i wanted to impress everyone else.
No disrespect!! I just like to see M/C's run hard.
My wife says "only a week? take 2" Go figure LOL
 
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Old Dec 7, 2012 | 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted by mjrfd99
No disrespect!! I just like to see M/C's run hard.
My wife says "only a week? take 2" Go figure LOL
Man, I wish my wife would say that!!...lol (granted i DO like spending time with her). She sometimes gets mad at me for riding ALL day, let alone being gone for 2 weeks! Granted we have only been married for a little over a year (together for 6 yrs). Well, if you can take "2" weeks then you should ride to Illinois!
 
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Old Dec 7, 2012 | 10:12 AM
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Yeah right I've been married 26 years. And just cos she says take 2 weeks that don't mean it's what she's really thinking, trust me you'll pay for it later.
 
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Old Dec 7, 2012 | 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by thelawnmowerman
Yeah right I've been married 26 years. And just cos she says take 2 weeks that don't mean it's what she's really thinking, trust me you'll pay for it later.

Yeah...it's amazing how ALL men are suppose to read their wives' minds!
 
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That's why you build the best of both worlds! My 1000cc twin running 20 up nitrous AND only weighs 385#. My Heritage is slow.

 
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Originally Posted by sgod1100
Man, I wish my wife would say that!!...lol (granted i DO like spending time with her). She sometimes gets mad at me for riding ALL day, let alone being gone for 2 weeks! Granted we have only been married for a little over a year (together for 6 yrs). Well, if you can take "2" weeks then you should ride to Illinois!
Usually do a Chi town trip every year or 2. I'll let ya know.
As for wife, she understood when we joined that I ride and ride far, she has a great job but a demanding one. She usually flies in for a couple days where I am traveling then flies back.
Lucky me. This ones psycho score is very low.
 
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