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Old Oct 24, 2010 | 08:48 AM
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This pass Friday evening at about 7PM I was gassing up the Sporty at the local Sunoco Station. I notice an older car with 3 girls and a guy driving. The young lady behind the driver hopped out and went inside to pay first for the guys gas, I guess he only got about 2 or 3 bucks worth cause it didn't take him long to pump it. Get this, As i was hanging my pump handle back up I hear this very sexy voice say where are you going. Me thinking she said that to someone else around their car, I turn around to put my gas cap back on and I see her looking right at me. I said I was going for a little ride before the weather gets too cold to ride anymore. Then she said, Do you want me to go with you, I bout dropped my gas cap right there. Then I said I can't I'm kind've married. Then about that time the dude driving hopped out and grabbed her by the arm and put her back in the back seat. I was about ready to tell her I was old enought to be her farther cause she only looked about 19 or 20. Another thing I noticed about her that she was about 3 sheets to the wind. I wounder what she would thought if she woke up next to an old man the next morning. This is about the 5th time something like this has happen to me since I bought my Spoty. I wonder what it's going to be like when I get a bigger bike, like a Fat Boy lo. Is it me or the bike?
 
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Old Oct 24, 2010 | 09:11 AM
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nice....
 
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Old Oct 24, 2010 | 09:14 AM
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its the bike
 
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Old Oct 24, 2010 | 09:17 AM
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Yea, happens to me all the time - NOT. Must not be me or the bike. I haven't allways been an alter boy but that could have only turned out bad. Oh and since you asked - probably the bike.
 
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Old Oct 24, 2010 | 09:50 AM
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I would have gave it to her, and then called the wife over for a three way.
 
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Old Oct 24, 2010 | 10:19 AM
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Don't ever get a souped up Dyna WideGlide or ya' will need bodyguards to keep the women away.

But then again us 'single guys' don't need to keep them away.




 
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Old Oct 24, 2010 | 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Curt1953
I wonder what it's going to be like when I get a bigger bike, like a Fat Boy lo. Is it me or the bike?
That's why I have a Sporty cause those chicks are huge !!!!
 
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Old Oct 24, 2010 | 10:43 AM
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I think the bottom line is that most girls are ****** these days. They screw on the first date, everytime. This girl is no exception. It's a rarity to find a sweet 'good girl'. Many often cheat on their husbands and BF's too. Would you seriously want an intoxicated person riding bitch with you?
 
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Old Oct 24, 2010 | 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted by streetfighter06
I think the bottom line is that most girls are ****** these days. They screw on the first date, every time. This girl is no exception. It's a rarity to find a sweet 'good girl'. Many often cheat on their husbands and BF's too. Would you seriously want an intoxicated person riding bitch with you?
Where the Fu@k am I when all of this goes on? To the answer you are asking personally to me and to the OP, OP you made the vows and it is not really worth screwing a beautiful 19 or 20 year old intoxicated woman. You made the commitment and did not break that promises. I do not know about you but I would have felt terrible for a lot longer than you would have felt really good (screwing that girl) for 10 or 15 hours it took to get the job done satisfactorily.

For those with no commitment, the answer is yes, get the drunk girl on the back of the bike no matter what ever your age is. It makes taping cab fare on her forehead that much easier when they are passed out..... This depends how good looking they are, and of course, the sliding scale one could use for personal preferences.
 

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Old Oct 24, 2010 | 11:18 AM
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where did you say that sunoco station is?
 
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