Beebo and I were talking earlier and we came up with a good idea. I freak out over zippers in my pants, for obvious reasons. Plus, it sucks when your undershirt gets in between the teeth when you zipper up

So, why not ziploc pants??? Instead of using a zipper, just use a ziploc.

ok, Talk amongst yourselves......

 

how many attempts does it take to close a zip lock bag?

 

Now are thinking with the zipper attachment or old school? And you would want the 'yellow and blue make green' to make sure it's really closed?

 

That definitely sounds like bebos idea, takes me a dozen tries to get a ziploc bag closed properly ...

 

You REALLY have troubles zipping up your pants? Velcro? MAYBE....zip lock (where the yellow turns green...)...not so much.
Maybe you would like the old Naval pants or military fatiques that had buttons. (After those, you wish for zippers).
Side note: I have never gotten my t-shirt caught in a zipper...although I only made it to High School.

 

Are a whole lot worse things to get stuck on your zipper than an undershirt ..

 

Hey guys...maybe he didn't have anything else long enough to get caught in his zipper ...But, we won't hold that against him...will we?

 

Hey Joe, why not feed mayonnaise to tuna fish that way you can eliminate the extra step.

 

now you're gettin it,,,

 

Joe, just have Beebo zip you up each time.