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Old Jan 26, 2012 | 10:27 AM
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Fool proof way for old guys to pick up chicks

A truly touching story....truly touching:
I met a girl in the park the other evening.
There was an instant spark between us and she immediately dropped to her knees and laid on the grass at my feet.
As we lay making love, I thought
"These taser guns are well worth the money".
 
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Old Jan 26, 2012 | 10:31 AM
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say what...??????????
 
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Old Jan 26, 2012 | 10:52 AM
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Not the way this old guy would treat a chick.
 
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Old Jan 26, 2012 | 10:52 AM
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so the "Picking Up" part of that, must refer to helping the lady up off the ground after?
 
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Old Jan 26, 2012 | 11:28 AM
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so the "Picking Up" part of that, must refer to helping the lady up off the ground after?
Funny. IBTL.
 
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Old Jan 26, 2012 | 03:17 PM
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Old Jan 26, 2012 | 04:36 PM
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Hummmmm This just might work on the ol'lady,,,,,Honey come here a minute
 
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Lol Dave you crack me up!
 
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Old Jan 26, 2012 | 09:33 PM
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Wow, that's just wrong....but funny.
 
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