My doctors appointment
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My doctors appointment
As men age, we start seeing more and more of the medical world and its employees, which nowadays seems to have more and more women as our Physicians and Therapists ETC...
And in this case a new Urologist for me.
My Doctor just recently referred me to a just out of medical school female urologist. I saw her yesterday, and she's absolutely drop-dead gorgeous as well as unbelievably sexy.
She told me that I must stop masturbating.
I asked her why....
and she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you
And in this case a new Urologist for me.
My Doctor just recently referred me to a just out of medical school female urologist. I saw her yesterday, and she's absolutely drop-dead gorgeous as well as unbelievably sexy.
She told me that I must stop masturbating.
I asked her why....
and she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you
Road Warrior
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From: Linden, NC
I hear you about getting old and more visits to the medical clinics.
I recently had to visit a nearby hospital prior to having a medical procedure, and my doctor insisted we take a tour of the hospital. Well, during my tour of the hospital I passed a room where a male patient was masturbating like crazy.
I was sorta shocked, and after we passed the room I asked the doctor what the heck was going on in there? The doctor taking me through the tour tells me that the guy has a very serious condition where the ********* rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesnt ejaculate five times a day, his ********* would quite literally explode and he would most likely die instantly. I just nodded my head and said "ah, I see".
The tour continued on the next floor of the hospital, and after walking past several rooms, we passed an open door where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job. Seeing this, I quickly pull the doctor aside and ask "Doc, whats going on in there?"
The Doctor replied, " Oh, same problem. But he's got a better health plan."
I recently had to visit a nearby hospital prior to having a medical procedure, and my doctor insisted we take a tour of the hospital. Well, during my tour of the hospital I passed a room where a male patient was masturbating like crazy.
I was sorta shocked, and after we passed the room I asked the doctor what the heck was going on in there? The doctor taking me through the tour tells me that the guy has a very serious condition where the ********* rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesnt ejaculate five times a day, his ********* would quite literally explode and he would most likely die instantly. I just nodded my head and said "ah, I see".
The tour continued on the next floor of the hospital, and after walking past several rooms, we passed an open door where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job. Seeing this, I quickly pull the doctor aside and ask "Doc, whats going on in there?"
The Doctor replied, " Oh, same problem. But he's got a better health plan."
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I hear you about getting old and more visits to the medical clinics.
I recently had to visit a nearby hospital prior to having a medical procedure, and my doctor insisted we take a tour of the hospital. Well, during my tour of the hospital I passed a room where a male patient was masturbating like crazy.
I was sorta shocked, and after we passed the room I asked the doctor what the heck was going on in there? The doctor taking me through the tour tells me that the guy has a very serious condition where the ********* rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesnt ejaculate five times a day, his ********* would quite literally explode and he would most likely die instantly. I just nodded my head and said "ah, I see".
The tour continued on the next floor of the hospital, and after walking past several rooms, we passed an open door where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job. Seeing this, I quickly pull the doctor aside and ask "Doc, whats going on in there?"
The Doctor replied, " Oh, same problem. But he's got a better health plan."
I recently had to visit a nearby hospital prior to having a medical procedure, and my doctor insisted we take a tour of the hospital. Well, during my tour of the hospital I passed a room where a male patient was masturbating like crazy.
I was sorta shocked, and after we passed the room I asked the doctor what the heck was going on in there? The doctor taking me through the tour tells me that the guy has a very serious condition where the ********* rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesnt ejaculate five times a day, his ********* would quite literally explode and he would most likely die instantly. I just nodded my head and said "ah, I see".
The tour continued on the next floor of the hospital, and after walking past several rooms, we passed an open door where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job. Seeing this, I quickly pull the doctor aside and ask "Doc, whats going on in there?"
The Doctor replied, " Oh, same problem. But he's got a better health plan."
HA
Thats a good one.I never knew how screwed up I was until I went to the doctor. I was feeling fine until they told me all that was f'd up. I aint going no more.
Road Warrior
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From: Linden, NC
I told the doctor, prior to the drugs taking effect, that if he finds my dignity in there to let me know.
Apparently he didn't, as my next one is scheduled for October 2011.
Last edited by Weevil; Feb 6, 2009 at 02:31 PM.
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Had a physicial today. Everything AOK. I am good for another 30,000 miles. Cost about 1/3rd of my 5,000 mile HD service bill.
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You had me going there for a minute!! 
And I was about to get on here and lament about what a horrible ER visit I had last week, lying there tortured in abdominal pain and laying back there all day long from 8:30 a.m til 5:30pm...with no satisfaction and I'm an employee there!! But now I can't cuz you were just jokin'.
Good joke though.
And I was about to get on here and lament about what a horrible ER visit I had last week, lying there tortured in abdominal pain and laying back there all day long from 8:30 a.m til 5:30pm...with no satisfaction and I'm an employee there!! But now I can't cuz you were just jokin'.
Good joke though.
