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Old Jul 15, 2009 | 08:52 AM
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+1 on this! I have little patience and no sympathy for such morons.
I agree!!! Whole heartedly...and so I can up my post count....
 
Old Jul 15, 2009 | 09:34 AM
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Did you know that there is a Blue law in Gainesville that it is against the law to eat Chicken with a Fork?
The law says you can't swim on dry land in Bakersfield, CA
 
Old Sep 19, 2009 | 01:20 PM
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My girlfriend still recalls the phone call she got from me a few weeks ago at 11:30pm.

"I need you to listen to me very carefully, because I just saw a dude on a Ninja 600 ride by and I needed to tell you something right away....

Never. Under any circumstances known to god or man, EVER....EVER ride a motorcycle... in crocs....

For those of you who dont know...http://www.crocs.com/crocs-cayman/10...d=men-footwear
 
Old Sep 19, 2009 | 06:12 PM
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There are some true Dilldoes,out and around,and everywhere at that.No area is immune.
 
Old Sep 19, 2009 | 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted by jeff.georgalas
Boo, I agree with you completely. And it's not just bikes, it's people in general, and I'm definitely not siding with "the lady" in your case, or "the guy and his wife in the situation above", but I can't say that I've never made a mistake or done anything foolish in my life. I've made a milliion of them. That being said, unless the poster had never made a mistake, wishing someone's bike to get run over was just BS to me.
It was not a mistake, and it was not foolish, IT WAS breaking the law, and as far as im concerned, if his bike got trashed, it was his fault. HA
 
Old Sep 19, 2009 | 06:28 PM
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well I hate to see any bike get trashed. That happens plenty enough just from the wrecks.

I would like to see the people that park in those places get trashed though.

maybe for a little while. make em disabled for a bit so they could get an understanding of why those spaces are not for everyone.
 
Old Oct 1, 2009 | 07:09 AM
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Okay, I am going to ask the important question...

DID YOU GET TO SEE SOME TRIM / CAMEL TOE WHILE SHE WAS STRADLING THE BIKE IN HER SUNDRESS????

If she had a moose knuckle instead of some toe, I don't need to know.
 

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