I just leave my gloves on my seat.
Cat doesn't like to sit on the gloves, so no cat on the bike, problem solved!

Simple and cheap.

 

my cats stay off the tables & beds. Wasn't hard tp teach them. set some moustraps where they are most apt to land.Trap goes off & scares the schitza out of them. Occasionally one will get whacked on the foot but I write it off as a learning experience. I haven't had one get hurt yet. In your case put a couple of traps on the seats. You should only have to do hat once...

 

LOL! Just spewed ice tea all over the monitor.

 

Any domestic pet that causes that much property damage is removed permanently from the premises.

Nothing personal, but it ain't a kid.

 

Put a little antifreeze in a dish either on your seat or under your bike if you don't want to chance it spilling on your bike and the cat will drink it because of the sweet smell and taste and it won't make it 5 feet from your bike before it falls over and you can claim that it must of died from natural causes and went to cat heaven. (just so you know - you better throw out the antfreeze before you show your family the cat - or they might call foul play)

 

The SPCP (Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Pussies) is gonna getcha....

 

I bought a Cycleshell, http://www.cycleshell.com/, when my 2 year old took the rake to the bike. This keeps the 2 and 4 year old, the neighbor's cat and my dogs off the bike. An expensive investment, but worth it.

 

It is a funny thing, an oddity, but the Zoo actually sells the stuff! They call it ZooDoo! They clean out the big cat pens (Lions, Tigers, Leopards, Oh My!) and bag it. No sh*t! People buy the stuff to keep cats and dogs out of their flower and vegetable gardens.

It's this or take the kitty on a "fishing" trip..................

 

declaw him[8D]

 

Easy enough, Just go out and buy a new Harley and tell the wife you just bought the cat a new bed!!! You will look like a hero