Damn Cat !!!
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From: Upstate New York
RE: Damn Cat !!!
get your self good and smackerd up say 1/2 bottle of jack, spend some time at the boobie joint come home hollering, no dinner tonight just hot puzzy!!! see if that dont scare the bejesus out of it
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RE: Damn Cat !!!
Declaw it and if it's not spayed get it spayed. If that don't work do what I did, after spending 3000 for the wife to have a new living room suit her damn cats ripped into it, so I bought a new cat terrorizer. An English Bulldog She wants the cats fine, I needed something to keep the cats at bay and this little termenator does it perfectly. The walk into the living room and shes on them like white on rice runs there feline ***'s all over the place funny as hell. Mimi's her name cat terrorizer is her game.
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I don't have a cat, but if I did and it did any damage to my bike or my cars, it would be over for it regardless of the consequences from my kids or my wife. That goes for my dogs too. They know better, they stay away from dad's toys!
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Maybe it's time for your kids to learn what it'd be like in real life. Have THEM come up with a solution. Give them one week to figure something out, or you will solve this problem. They want a cat, then they gotta step up and own it. Keep that stinky filthy rodent away from my 20,000 vehicle.
If the wife picked up a new lawn chair, but it rubbed up against the bike causing a scratch would you be worried about resolving the issue? What if she loved the new chair? Even if the kids loved the chair?
Just because one person likes something, no matter how much, the need to be held responsible for the problems that arise because of it.
Dude, you've got every right to be pissed. Think of it this way; if you got a big cool dog, and he took a big cool **** on your wifes drivers seat, would she be apologetic about not wanting it to happen again?
If it were me, I'd tell the rest of the family "You've got seven days to make sure this won't happen again, and I want to know how your going to do it. If I'm not happy with the plan you come up with then I'll make sure it wont happen again. Trust me, ladies, you wont like my fix, so you'd better come up with something that will work. Once you fix this problem THEN we can talk about how we are going to fix the damge this animal you love so dearly has caused."
If the wife picked up a new lawn chair, but it rubbed up against the bike causing a scratch would you be worried about resolving the issue? What if she loved the new chair? Even if the kids loved the chair?
Just because one person likes something, no matter how much, the need to be held responsible for the problems that arise because of it.
Dude, you've got every right to be pissed. Think of it this way; if you got a big cool dog, and he took a big cool **** on your wifes drivers seat, would she be apologetic about not wanting it to happen again?
If it were me, I'd tell the rest of the family "You've got seven days to make sure this won't happen again, and I want to know how your going to do it. If I'm not happy with the plan you come up with then I'll make sure it wont happen again. Trust me, ladies, you wont like my fix, so you'd better come up with something that will work. Once you fix this problem THEN we can talk about how we are going to fix the damge this animal you love so dearly has caused."
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RE: Damn Cat !!!
No, but there's a tamale vendor down on the S. side, and there's no strays in that neighborhood.
We have two cats (geldings) on steroids, one 17 pounds and the other 26 pounds, and they used to sleep on the Yamaha seat. I didn't care a whole lot. But the cats and I had a little talk about the difference in the Yama and the Ultra, to me, and the damn things will sit and look at it but won't get on it. Go figure.....
We have two cats (geldings) on steroids, one 17 pounds and the other 26 pounds, and they used to sleep on the Yamaha seat. I didn't care a whole lot. But the cats and I had a little talk about the difference in the Yama and the Ultra, to me, and the damn things will sit and look at it but won't get on it. Go figure.....
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Are there any local chinese restaurants?
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