Damn Cat !!!
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From: Wa-silly
RE: Damn Cat !!!
[color=#3333FF]I would buy a Honda. I hear Honda owners don't get much *****.....cat!
The wife and daughter would be buying me a new whatever the cat destoyed....or else the ole lady goes to the curb with the cat.
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The wife and daughter would be buying me a new whatever the cat destoyed....or else the ole lady goes to the curb with the cat.
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From: Fresno, CA
RE: Damn Cat !!!
Bullets r Cheap...
I was out for a putt last weekend.
Ended up behind some old piece of crap camper at a stop-light reading all the bumper stickers he had plastered to the back.
One Said:
I LOVE CATS!
THEY TASTE JUST LIKE CHICKEN!
My opinion of his camper just went up a lot.
I gave him a high wave as I passed
I was out for a putt last weekend.
Ended up behind some old piece of crap camper at a stop-light reading all the bumper stickers he had plastered to the back.
One Said:
I LOVE CATS!
THEY TASTE JUST LIKE CHICKEN!
My opinion of his camper just went up a lot.
I gave him a high wave as I passed
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RE: Damn Cat !!!
i hate cats....we give bonus points here in Texas for runnin over em 
best one so far is from Artic Badger....i'd cut the problem solvin time down to 1 day tho....and combine it with the deduct from the christmas budget til it gets fixed....or
KILL THE CAT
best one so far is from Artic Badger....i'd cut the problem solvin time down to 1 day tho....and combine it with the deduct from the christmas budget til it gets fixed....or
KILL THE CAT
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RE: Damn Cat !!!
My 6-step recommendation:
1. Wait until everyone is gone to work and school.
2. Pee on bike tire (won't hurt it).
3. Gather up the cat and drive the cute little feline out into the country.
4. Stop the vehicle and deposit the cat at the end of someone's driveway.
5. Return home that night and when asked about the cat declare, "I have no f___ing idea where the little f____er is, but he's dead meat if I find him because the little s___t pissed on my $20,000 bike." The wife and kiddies will think the cat escaped a certain death and will hope he never returns.
6. Wash bike.
1. Wait until everyone is gone to work and school.
2. Pee on bike tire (won't hurt it).
3. Gather up the cat and drive the cute little feline out into the country.
4. Stop the vehicle and deposit the cat at the end of someone's driveway.
5. Return home that night and when asked about the cat declare, "I have no f___ing idea where the little f____er is, but he's dead meat if I find him because the little s___t pissed on my $20,000 bike." The wife and kiddies will think the cat escaped a certain death and will hope he never returns.
6. Wash bike.
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From: Southeast Louisiana
RE: Damn Cat !!!
ORIGINAL: ndotken
My 6-step recommendation:
1. Wait until everyone is gone to work and school.
2. Pee on bike tire (won't hurt it).
3. Gather up the cat and drive the cute little feline out into the country.
4. Stop the vehicle and deposit the cat at the end of someone's driveway.
5. Return home that night and when asked about the cat declare, "I have no f___ing idea where the little f____er is, but he's dead meat if I find him because the little s___t pissed on my $20,000 bike." The wife and kiddies will think the cat escaped a certain death and will hope he never returns.
6. Wash bike.
My 6-step recommendation:
1. Wait until everyone is gone to work and school.
2. Pee on bike tire (won't hurt it).
3. Gather up the cat and drive the cute little feline out into the country.
4. Stop the vehicle and deposit the cat at the end of someone's driveway.
5. Return home that night and when asked about the cat declare, "I have no f___ing idea where the little f____er is, but he's dead meat if I find him because the little s___t pissed on my $20,000 bike." The wife and kiddies will think the cat escaped a certain death and will hope he never returns.
6. Wash bike.