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A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach highway whensuddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lordsaid, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I willgrant you one wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I canride over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of thePacific and the concrete and steel it would take!It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little moretime and think of something that could possibly help mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord,I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how shefeels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment,why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I canmake a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?
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