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Old Aug 7, 2007 | 07:24 AM
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The Harley And The Bridge


A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach highway when
suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lordsaid, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I willgrant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I canride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the
Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take!It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little moretime and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord,
I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how shefeels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment,why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I canmake a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?
 
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Old Aug 7, 2007 | 08:41 AM
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Funny, and, somehow it rings true.
 
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Old Aug 7, 2007 | 08:43 AM
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So true,,,to funny
 
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Old Aug 7, 2007 | 09:26 AM
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How True.... Funny post...

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Old Aug 7, 2007 | 10:24 AM
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outstanding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Old Aug 7, 2007 | 12:02 PM
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funny, very funny and sadly true!
 
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